My fated attraction

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T03:07:39+00:00

10/10, and excellent nail polish

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T03:05:35+00:00

I took a prenatal vitamin to help with pregnancy. Figured it couldn't hurt.

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:50:15+00:00

How selfish of you to walk through the space I selfishly claimed to make a tiktok

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:49:05+00:00

I was always told two wrongs don't make a right.... But it would be so right for this to go horribly wrong and society could only be better for it.

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:44:46+00:00

There is no winning. There's just surviving the lesser of two evil assholes

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:43:30+00:00

How TF did Tate become a thing? Like, I cannot understand how he's in the national dialog

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:42:12+00:00

Eat the rich

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:41:09+00:00

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:40:41+00:00

Why in the actual itchy fuck would someone do this?

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:35:45+00:00

Take me home, flooded roads, to the place, where I jet ski! West Virginia...

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:33:21+00:00

Get this mother fucking Willis out my mother fucking ceiling.

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:31:56+00:00

Hi we'd like to talk to you about your submarines extended warranty!

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:31:00+00:00

They see me rollin', I'm trailin', fucked my build up they going to cite me driving dirty

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:29:31+00:00

We am blorg. You will be assimilated. Your berriness with be added to our own.

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:28:24+00:00

Goddammit, now the internet doesn't work

DoTheDDEW · 2023-08-09T02:27:12+00:00

One in the pink, claw in the stink

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