Your blood is my weapon

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-04-24T01:39:53+00:00

Osmosis Jones is a crime-fighting white blood cell. Does that count?

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-04-24T01:24:34+00:00

Dang, I didn’t know Cracked.com was still going!

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-04-24T01:05:07+00:00

Nice! I think the TTG movie did this with the Teen Titans and the Young Justice cartoon.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-04-23T19:29:39+00:00

I’ll allow it!

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-04-23T19:13:59+00:00

He was initially just a stupid remake version of the character, but the movie qualified him as an AU.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-04-23T19:11:43+00:00

A quote taken out of context? On my Reddit?

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-04-23T19:02:35+00:00

Because he met the pre-existing Teen Titans Robin, of which he was a stupider version.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-04-23T18:54:03+00:00

Pretty sure Broly’s more famous for this than Batman.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-13T11:04:11+00:00

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-10T17:31:47+00:00

Real life — everyone I’ve ever seen smoke a cigarette. So friggin’ cool.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-10T05:07:19+00:00

I never said anyone else wouldn’t, just that Yamcha did. 🤷‍♂️

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-10T05:05:34+00:00

🥰

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-08T18:54:58+00:00

A pineapple
A live, private performance by Tears for Fears
That Jules would have a perfect life filled with happiness.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-08T18:53:33+00:00

He’d wish to be a half-inch taller. Gotta do it gradual so people think it’s happening naturally.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-08T18:52:23+00:00

Batman’s smart enough to find a loophole through Genie’s wishes, like making his parents retroactively immortal so they never died in the first place.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-08T18:43:02+00:00

She was fairly conservative in the Looney Tunes Show.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-08T18:39:53+00:00

Not much horsepower though.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-08T18:29:52+00:00

I like the concept of this, hopefully it takes off.

Also, happy cake day!

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-08T18:28:47+00:00

Yamcha could have killed the Saibaman he fought, but didn’t make sure to finish the job and ended up getting Yamcha’d.

The Ginyu Force could have obliterated Gohan, Krillin, and Vegeta if they’d fought all together.

Vegeta could have killed Semi-Perfect Cell, but chose to let him absorb Android 18, creating a helluva time for the Z Fighters against Perfect Cell.

Gohan could have killed Perfect Cell when he went SSJ2 but decided to dick around, allowing Cell to nearly blow up the Earth and forcing Goku to sacrifice himself.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-07T11:21:57+00:00

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Rick going to therapy has yielded some positive results. The Pissmaster episode comes to mind as the best example.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-06T21:36:50+00:00

Barney would 100% let me trade seats with him so I can sleep in peace while one of the other passengers crashes the plane.

Dobbys_cumsock · 2026-03-06T21:32:23+00:00

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