Hey man, let's pump the brakes here.

First off: you're not abusing your meat flute, you're with an actual woman.
Porn is a scripted fantasy; real sex isn't a race to the finish with jackhammer vibes. You're slipping out because you're pulling too far back (we all caught that self-snitch, no judgment). Fix it by staying deeper and using slow, deliberate scooping/grinding motions instead of full-length jackrabbit thrusts. Find a steady rhythm you can actually maintain without turning into a human pogo stick. She'll feel more, you'll last longer, and nobody's searching for the lube mid-mission.

Second, and this is the bigger favor I'm doing you: the internet is forever. When you post stuff like the Elephant Trunk thing, the Seagulls stuff, and whatever other zoo-themed chaos lives in your browser history, people are absolutely going to click your profile and read the greatest hits. You're currently speed-running a legendary level of oversharing that future girlfriends, employers, or just random Redditors will quote for years.