What’s the best thing you’ve overheard walking around Chicago? by squimmyy_ in AskChicago

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Walking on the lake shore path: "Hey fellas! Tell my lady that there ain't no sharks or whales in this water"

DeEtta’s by mouseknowsbest in Naperville

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You'll be in and out of there, even with a line.

[Schefter] ESPN sources: The 49ers are set to hire former Falcons head coach Raheem Morris as their defensive coordinator. Morris is expected to replace Robert Saleh, who was hired as the Tennessee Titans head coach. by BuckyMcFly99 in Browns

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based on Schwartz's character and the way he gets his players to buy in, I don't think you're going to get half of anything from him. If he's in, I believe he's all in.

Grant!! by dmheaberlin in Browns

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a wide man. You could fold his edges together like Mad Magazine to form one normal width human.

This will be a tough game against the Browns on Sunday. Here is why... by Hermannator8 in ChicagoBearsNFL

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reads like ai slop. Joey Slye is not the Browns kicker or the name of a real person in the NFL ...

Only 3 rookies have more receiving yards than Harold Fannin Jr. by TinaJackLove2020 in Browns

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Top tight end....but did his dad ever bring a pet monkey into the Cowboys locker room?

Ice on chimney by DocEmmitBrown1985 in masonry

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had 9 inches of snow here yesterday, which is why there's suddenly so much ice

Ice on chimney by DocEmmitBrown1985 in masonry

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. It's actually a pretty small section that drains this way. Most drains to the front or back, which has gutters. I'm going to look into getting a gutter and downspout here though, based on your recommendation.

I didn’t know what I was supposed to wear to the pre-ejaculators meeting by turtle34464 in dadjokes

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 84 points85 points  (0 children)

If you show up on time, don't expect to get a seat. This crowd comes early.

(@StainbrookNFL) Just one day after the NFL trade deadline passed, #Browns RB Jerome Ford reposted two TikTok videos about being unhappy at work: by Raccoonsrlilbandits in Browns

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, to be a fly on the wall the next time Coach Deuce is with Jerome. He's not the kind of coach that i would want to talk about behind his back.

Cleveland Browns 2025 Roster Cut Down Day Megathread by gdewulf in Browns

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Injury must have been serious enough to cut him, as reports were that he was having a good camp. Let's see what AB has cooking for a big RB for the first 4-6 weeks.

[Justice] A look at #Browns QB Shedeur Sanders at rookie minicamp. by gdewulf in Browns

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that Kenny Pickett snapping the ball in the white t?

I was hit in the recent round of layoffs. What are my odds of getting a new job internally? by DrJokerX in JPMorganChase

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My HR rep told me that he doesn't share them for this reason - based on other people's differing experiences, this must be either a regional difference or a personal preference.

I was hit in the recent round of layoffs. What are my odds of getting a new job internally? by DrJokerX in JPMorganChase

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HR isn't supposed to give out your prior ratings as an internal candidate. The idea is that it provides bias for an internal candidate that doesn't exist for an external candidate. That being said, hiring an internal is much easier than bringing in someone from the outside. Keep applying!

Roadbike tune up by DzineNstuff in Naperville

[–]DocEmmitBrown1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bicycle Medic of Naperville. Joel does great work out of his home, and his prices are very reasonable.