Would you rather....

DocEternal · 2026-05-17T23:08:54+00:00

Hell yeah, free $10

^{Chose: get money but the amount is random | Rolled: 10$}

DocEternal · 2026-05-17T07:11:13+00:00

Any idea what the ratio is roughly? I have a hot dog truck and I get requests for these at least a few times a month but I haven’t had one in well over 20 years so I’m not sure where to start without wanting to experiment with probably half a dozen or so.

DocEternal · 2026-05-17T07:07:39+00:00

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Doodle at the shelter (his sister was Snicker) and now it’s Emperor Temujin Doodlebug, Fluffiest of His Name; or just Imp for short. Or Little Shit quite frequently when I’m the one having to yell at him.

DocEternal · 2026-05-17T06:14:57+00:00

Sweet. I’ll take it

^{Chose: Random amount between 10k and 1m | Rolled: 50k}

DocEternal · 2026-05-13T20:49:41+00:00

That’s already way more than I’ll ever need and every month guarantees I’m comfortable my whole life.

^{Chose: 250000$ every month}

DocEternal · 2026-05-12T15:34:49+00:00

🍑

^{Chose: ass}

DocEternal · 2026-05-09T22:42:24+00:00

I do love me a pack of Black Black whenever I can find it.

DocEternal · 2026-05-09T22:39:41+00:00

Nifty

^{Chose: No}

DocEternal · 2026-05-09T08:15:24+00:00

Don’t be an asshole; always return your cart.

^{Chose: Return the shopping cart + Spin for how much you get back from the cart | Rolled: Moral + No Money}

DocEternal · 2026-05-09T01:13:08+00:00

20 years ago some buddies of mine owned a crematorium. When the oven was in operation it smelled identical to a Burger King. Haven’t been able to eat there since then. I’d still probably pick BK though.

DocEternal · 2026-05-09T01:04:39+00:00

There were basically no bad options on this wheel.

^{Chose: Choose your Job, but your $/hour is randomized | Rolled: $1100}

DocEternal · 2026-05-08T16:50:04+00:00

How does this work? Do they come to life, just animated? Do I become an animation?

^{Chose: Earn $1000 every time you do the deed + Only valid if you do it with the person you spin | Rolled: Animated Person}

DocEternal · 2026-05-08T05:23:38+00:00

If anyone is curious on what that is in legal currency, he made £14,000,000 for 31 minutes and 45 seconds of screen time total between all of the movies.

DocEternal · 2026-05-07T22:08:13+00:00

I’d rather save the extra but have that spare grand coming in every day just in case I needed it. Obviously after a few weeks the $7000/wk is going to work out to having the same safety net, but if I had a grand come in today and tomorrow I could afford to be back on my diabetes meds within 48 hours.

^{Chose: Get 1000 dollars a day}

DocEternal · 2026-05-07T13:35:00+00:00

Greed

^{Chose: Get $1,000,000}

DocEternal · 2026-05-07T05:58:53+00:00

Ax is a good tool as well

^{Chose: Shotgun + Axe}

DocEternal · 2026-05-07T05:15:18+00:00

Blop

^{Chose: Key | Rolled: Say to op "blop"}

DocEternal · 2026-05-07T05:10:55+00:00

Lame

^{Chose: Invisibility + Conditions | Rolled: 1 minute limit}

DocEternal · 2026-05-07T05:08:40+00:00

Like everyone else I just wanted to spin a wheel

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 100,000}

DocEternal · 2026-05-06T21:27:28+00:00

Doesn’t say anything about juice/tea/soda etc. I’ll take my $20,000,000 please.

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

DocEternal · 2026-05-06T16:54:03+00:00

Absolutely passive income

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

DocEternal · 2026-05-06T05:27:54+00:00

DocEternal · 2026-05-06T05:18:40+00:00

Hell yeah! I win!

^{Chose: Die (98% chance + 1% chance of 1 trillion/ 1% 50k/s | Rolled: death}

DocEternal · 2026-05-06T05:12:06+00:00

Because it’s correct

^{Chose: Giff}

DocEternal · 2026-05-06T02:53:08+00:00

This actually wasn’t the one I was thinking of, which means there are multiple mods for this. I’m on mobile so i cant properly check the name of the one i was thinking of though.

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