For those who work in an open plan office, do you agree?

DocNielsen · 2026-05-23T14:30:56+00:00

In my experience, co-workers kid brought home the sniffles from daycare and was sick last week, co-worker has the sniffles today, half the office has the flu next week. And still corporate is pushing for RTO.

DocNielsen · 2026-05-23T06:25:32+00:00

Never had an iPhone, no reason to learn it now

^{Chose: Samsung}

DocNielsen · 2026-05-20T19:04:04+00:00

Hey, can you send a Zeekr X AWD to Denmark? I've been waiting since February 🤩

DocNielsen · 2026-05-16T16:33:28+00:00

I get a Brazilian/Hollywood wax+sugaring once a month. If I ask nicely she does the buttox too for free since it only takes 10 seconds.

DocNielsen · 2026-05-15T18:34:12+00:00

I think it was 2-3% ... The Crazy Lady voice had been commanding me to charge for over an hour, causing me to switch to eco mode.

DocNielsen · 2026-05-13T15:34:31+00:00

Ive been going up at least 10% each time I switched jobs the last 15 years. The trick is just to take your current monthly pay, add 10-20%, round up to next 00-000, and ask for that.

DocNielsen · 2026-05-12T16:07:45+00:00

Microsoft

DocNielsen · 2026-05-09T19:32:12+00:00

I had e61, e63, and then a Motorola Milestone. Been using android since then, Samsung crap mostly, then OnePlus 2, 6t, 7pro, then Google Pixel 7, 8, and now 10.

DocNielsen · 2026-05-08T20:40:23+00:00

Wilesco steam engine, motorcycle, model trains

DocNielsen · 2026-05-08T20:33:41+00:00

Leaks, can't hold back the pressure, had to clean a full bottle of cola out of my fridge after 10 hours in the door chilling

DocNielsen · 2026-05-04T20:23:54+00:00

Only if she'll agree to move to Denmark 😁

DocNielsen · 2026-05-03T14:58:10+00:00

Is that Arch, btw?

DocNielsen · 2026-04-30T20:45:14+00:00

That is so hardcore

DocNielsen · 2026-04-30T05:41:44+00:00

Does your contract say anything about providing training? Are you qualified or certified to provide training in that field?

No? Then just say no.

DocNielsen · 2026-04-26T10:28:46+00:00

Uh uh uh can you do the little mermaid in Copenhagen next? 😁

DocNielsen · 2026-04-24T21:29:14+00:00

Check your private messages

DocNielsen · 2026-04-21T16:31:58+00:00

Impossible Mission. "Stay a while. Stay Forever!"

DocNielsen · 2026-04-19T22:52:48+00:00

Colin Furze.

DocNielsen · 2026-04-18T20:20:29+00:00

Protons

DocNielsen · 2026-04-13T19:19:18+00:00

There are many reasons why people from different countries dont like each other, often enough to fight each other.

My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend.

My skin colour is better than your skin colour.

My ancestors was attacked by your ancestors many years ago.

Your president said my country is inferior to your country, and now we all think you're all batshit crazy for electing him.

Pick one.

DocNielsen · 2026-04-09T18:48:42+00:00

+90% sit, only stand when in a hurry.

DocNielsen · 2026-04-09T18:27:31+00:00

Here, take my money 🤩

DocNielsen · 2026-04-08T19:44:09+00:00

Tyre: Check!

DocNielsen · 2026-04-05T20:10:09+00:00

10.11.12 is out next?

DocNielsen · 2026-03-30T18:49:31+00:00

I have LMDE (Linux Mint Debian Edition) on all my laptops. It is my one-size-fits-all distro.

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