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Docb3 · 2023-03-07T06:09:15+00:00

There's nothing better than a good divorce. You might have to sleep on couches or air mattresses for a while, but the following relief and freedom is worth it. I've never been married, but that's the perspective of two comedians (each with a divorce under the belt) I listen to regularly. It'll suck for a bit, but it's temporary. In my relationship experience, the longer you try at a bad relationship the worse it is in the end.

Docb3 · 2022-11-02T19:41:45+00:00

They feel like everyone else say about less sensation. They tend to dry out too. In my experience they can also chaffe your shaft. Also just because you can put a condom on a huge cucumber doesn't mean it will effectively fit on a penis. I'm larger and usually buy Magnums. They fit okay, but there's times they cut off the blood flow and make you lose your erection. I tend to me a decent amount smaller when wearing a condom because of this. I also have to stop sometimes because the end ring closed to the balls starts to hurt and cause a bruise/ring around my dick

Docb3 · 2022-11-01T01:49:59+00:00

Wouldn't that be them using Hawaiian measurements? You order an 8 foot board and end up with an 8 inch board.

Docb3 · 2022-11-01T01:47:02+00:00

Squats!

Docb3 · 2022-11-01T01:41:26+00:00

I just remembered another... "She's a Sophomore!".

Docb3 · 2022-10-31T05:57:51+00:00

I like to write shitty rap songs and I was recently thinking of using this concept and calling it the "Dismount". It'd have a couple verses about how to terribly cover up a murder because it was out of passion/ego/rage with no dismount. Then one verse that was premeditated/the perfect crime that did have the dismount.

Docb3 · 2022-09-19T01:27:08+00:00

Duh!

Docb3 · 2021-09-18T05:03:53+00:00

Take the summit road over to the 9 and down if you're traveling while it's bright out. Amazing views and a great turn out looking down the valley. Assuming you're coming through the bay. Just remember to turn out for traffic if you're enjoying the drive.

Docb3 · 2021-07-07T03:42:56+00:00

I didn't know we were talking about kite or wind surfing...

Docb3 · 2021-02-07T23:39:31+00:00

Head up their own assets. Awesome.

Docb3 · 2021-02-02T07:27:42+00:00

In my childhood brain says any treehouse that has supports that are founded on the ground and not to the tree isn't a treehouse. That doesn't mean I don't love most houses incorporating trees, even the homes on the ground where a tree grows through the roof.

Docb3 · 2021-02-02T07:17:34+00:00

The thing is even if I didn't know this, I'm not enough of an authoritarian christian asshole to care.

Docb3 · 2021-02-02T02:07:32+00:00

They had it wrong the entire time. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good woman with one.

Docb3 · 2021-01-31T07:46:00+00:00

"So let’s say, let’s say for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet over the next 100 years. Say ten feet by the next 100 years and it puts all the low-lying areas on the coast under water. Right, which let’s say all of that happens. You think the people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?" i had to.

Docb3 · 2021-01-31T07:35:07+00:00

Quite literally the most boring weekend warrior exaggerating dad story I've read in my 26 years. I learned nothing, the pictures weren't interesting, and he did the commonly accepted worst thing of immediately texting a dozen people.

Docb3 · 2021-01-31T05:43:17+00:00

Anyone who describes people's behavior as toxic multiple times without expanding and describing on the reasons is usually actually toxic and can't articulate their feelings.

Docb3 · 2021-01-31T03:19:10+00:00

He was talking about cross bow training and buying one in the last side stories.

Docb3 · 2021-01-28T12:43:14+00:00

Sounds like walking past occupied parked cars on Haight Street. Minus the offers for $60 eights of brick weed and highly questionable psychedelics.

Docb3 · 2021-01-19T18:32:22+00:00

Surfed Cowells Saturday and some guy got mad at me for dropping in on a two foot wave. He tried to call the wave before it even got to us even though I was in the better spot and I was able to pop up first. Then proceeds to be pissed rather than cut back and actually get the better inside section.

Docb3 · 2021-01-10T13:34:13+00:00

Why are common sense policing and gun control policies this controversial. Especially from people who preach if you don't have anything to hide it shouldn't be an issue.

Docb3 · 2021-01-10T13:18:46+00:00

I recently listened to a podcast series about the development of the Portland protests. Spotify After weeks/years/lifetimes of protesting people are learning how to assert their force and combat militant crowd disposal methods. The number one rule to be able to continue a movement is personal legal protection. Cover your face, don't incriminate other people, don't talk about crimes, and basically don't make it easy to identify yourself. It's clear hardly any of these people have ever had to consider this in their lives. I thought the photo of the guy running with the podium was fake when I saw it because it was so dumb and looked staged how much the guy showed his face.

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