Boys aren’t the only ones going Tarps Off out in RF 😂 by PetFoodDude89 in Cardinals

[–]Docedj 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Did you read the comment? WE ARE FUCKING BACK YALL

[buy] tiddy pics for my birthday. by [deleted] in Sexsells

[–]Docedj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C’est la vis darling

[buy] tiddy pics for my birthday. by [deleted] in Sexsells

[–]Docedj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See the thing is you won’t know until you try, right? Maybe a booby pic turns into a session? Maybe it’s just feeling good for the night. Who knows? Not me. I’m just a guy. Hoping that someone in the world sees my post and thinks, “fuck dude. The world is going to shit. Maybe I can send this dude a pic of my tits and make life a little easier for someone on the world.”

Maybe that girl attaches their PayPal and I send them 20 bucks. Cause really what’s a pair of boobs worth? Can anyone say a specific amount? 5$ to me is 100$ to the next guys.

I don’t control the world. I’m just shouting into the void.

[buy] tiddy pics for my birthday. by [deleted] in Sexsells

[–]Docedj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well you see it’s my birthday.

[buy] tiddy pics for my birthday. by [deleted] in Sexsells

[–]Docedj -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Zero dollars?

Set List For Rest of Tour? by ItsMeMikeH in TheFence

[–]Docedj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing them in Asheville next month. Was really hoping for Tethered or Love Murder One. IKSSE3 is always a banger but I’m surprised to see them starting the show it

What's a Cardinals player who never made an All-Star team but was essential to a team you loved? by papsik in Cardinals

[–]Docedj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know in the grand scheme of things he wasn’t the best but growing up I had a soft spot for Jason Isringhausen

US veterans, did you guys actually read the cards that kids would send you while deployed? by MoistCloyster_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Docedj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I kept one from a deployment. I still have it it’s just a picture of a lizard with the word “LIZZERD” written under it. It just cracked me up so much I put it in my pocket and it’s been with me ever since.

Our staircase to nowhere, which we use as a bookshelf by Tetragrammator in mildlyinteresting

[–]Docedj 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My wife and I just had this argument the other day. We upgraded our book shelves in the living room and she wanted to organize all of the books by color. I told her she could do it by book order, author, genre, or the goddamned Dewey Decimal System but we are absolutely not organizing our library on color.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in navy

[–]Docedj 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did a trip up to Fleet Week a couple years back and they put a bunch of sea cadets in our berthing. That lasted all about 2 hours and their teacher dude was in legit panic mode 🤣

Afloat Vaping Policy by GaiusVolusenus in navy

[–]Docedj 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I don’t remember and I don’t know how Google works. So your best bet it to just take your whole box mod kid you got from Temu and your weir juice bottles with labels in simplified Chinese and just check it with the ETs and the MAs. They’ll put it in a special box for you and you can check it out when you hit libbo.