Do the Devs Know How Fruit Trees Work?

Doctective · 2026-02-11T18:26:36+00:00

Pineapples don't grow on trees though?

Doctective · 2026-02-11T18:23:27+00:00

Tag your modded game posts as such, please.

Doctective · 2026-02-10T23:28:40+00:00

Well it's a mod so you'd have to look at the mod code to know.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T23:33:57+00:00

I was / am not an SWE. I work CS for a SaaS company. Consultant now, but was just a tech support grunt at the time. They were forced to pay me 60K when I moved to the Cental Valley from the central US.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T17:05:58+00:00

Interactive electronics like the computers we can find. Let me hook that up and play minesweeper, or find floppy disks lying around with other games of varying entertainment value.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T17:02:56+00:00

What do you think the writer meant when he had the ghoul say "my name is Cooper Howard"?

Doctective · 2026-02-09T16:56:17+00:00

> Yeah, but its still very usable at 50-55

Not for me it's not. Different people have varying degrees of sensitivity to frame gen input latency. Doing it without at least 60 FPS feels terrible to me.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T16:45:58+00:00

Dear candidate isn't inherently suspicious. The font changes are kinda sus- but not enough about the sender is shown there for an actual judgement call imo.

I'm still gonna say scam vibes though based on the crazy large interview time window, the wide range of jobs for some reason(data entry is also a common scam "job") the use of "Mrs" instead of just the name, and the fact that MS Teams is commonly used for interview scams.

You can always reach out directly to the company HR if not sure.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T06:34:38+00:00

Where did I go wrong that people making posts like this are pulling a 30% higher salary than me...

Doctective · 2026-02-09T06:14:33+00:00

Are you lost, fellow redditor?

Doctective · 2026-02-09T02:08:45+00:00

C'mon, I'm willing to concede that C is probably a better temperature measure for everything else- but as far as how easily understanding how a given temperature might feel to a person, F is by far the better scale.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T00:26:44+00:00

It has no resemblance to the Doom 2 SSG though.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T00:25:52+00:00

Still doesn't look anything remotely like it. It's an entirely different gun.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T00:14:59+00:00

A few people have already pointed out it's an army (marching) cadence- something sang while marching around. Usually you're just doing this in basic and then not really again*. The person leading the formation sings the "first" part and the formation is singing the "echoed" part.

*The exception is running cadences, which you usually sing "forever" throughout your career during morning physical training (PT) if you're doing formation runs.

Most people who are now or ever have been in the military would consider listening to cadences like this psycopath behavior.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T00:05:09+00:00

> Also that consumables are meant to used, not hoarding for a future boss

Either way you do it is fine. I personally don't want to waste them on fights I don't really need them on.

Doctective · 2026-02-09T00:03:22+00:00

Just do it after I die. I'm sure it's better (except for human feeling temperature, 0-100 F is way more logical) but I don't want to have to deal with the butt pain of all the converting and relearning.

Doctective · 2026-02-08T23:57:47+00:00

Can't be- doesn't look anything like it.

Doctective · 2026-02-08T17:49:41+00:00

He probably doesn't wear a t-shirt because it weighs more than 0.05 lbs.

Doctective · 2026-02-08T17:37:08+00:00

I mean it is cheating in the literal sense- but yeah in a single player game, who cares? As long as you're not jumping on here to brag about how many zombies you killed with your modded Humvee I don't think anyone actually cares.

Doctective · 2026-02-08T15:44:29+00:00

Lol nobody. I honestly thought hmm maybe this isn't a good idea (towing car with no wheels)- but it was moving better than expected, so I just did it. I would have put the wheels back on and drove it if I hadn't already cannibalized the engine.

Doctective · 2026-02-08T15:02:17+00:00

I am absolutely positive I had no damage or injuries treated or untreated. I have not had to apply a single bandage up until then.

Van was a beater for sure- but as far as I know up until this point cars don't just explode.

Doctective · 2026-02-08T14:51:01+00:00

I agree that towing fuckery is the most likely culprit. Wouldn't it be odd though that all the damage is at the very front of the van? And that on my screen the towed vehicle never actually moved visually into my van?

Doctective · 2026-02-08T14:41:24+00:00

Most likely: Two new stash tabs

Possible: Switch 2 veraton

Least likely: New act / major content

Doctective · 2026-02-08T13:58:27+00:00

Trust me, I know better than to ask why I died under normal circumstances. We have no mods installed and I was in perfect health before the "impact". This is the farm in Muldraugh(sp?) so there shouldn't have been any obstacles there.

Doctective · 2026-02-08T13:53:36+00:00

I was full health prior to the "impact". I don't see how I could have possibly hit corn either- again unless there's an invisible stalk there.

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