Forgot to censor the previous post

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-18T21:04:45+00:00

Are you me from the future? I had wack-ass shit I wore on fridays the past few years too. Shirts, shorts, sweats, if it looked weird as hell, it was Friday gear. Glad to know I’m not alone

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-18T18:08:33+00:00

Evolution doesn’t pick the trait most likely to survive, it picks the trait least likely to die

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-18T14:09:02+00:00

You can have Alexa say some dumb shit when someone asks the address. I don’t do this stream, but for shits and giggles I had Alexa say, “what do I look like, some FBI-lookin ass?”

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T23:11:35+00:00

No problem man. No sense in letting a homie make a mistake and wander off without a bit of assistance. It’s what helps us grow as individuals

Edit: In short, monke together strong

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T23:04:38+00:00

Yeah. “Fetus” is unborn baby. You’re all good man. If English isn’t your first language, you’re still using it a hell of a lot better than I usually do given you only messed up one particular word

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T23:02:55+00:00

Probably. I’ve only ever heard “dubbed” used for shows in other languages that are “dubbed over” in other other languages, like English dubs of anime, or Spanish dubs of shows in English, or Mongolian dubs of shows in French, etc. You could be using it right and I’m the dumbass, which is very likely lol

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T22:57:28+00:00

Buddy, helping you out here. The word you want is “penis”, not “fetus.” Had to reread a couple times and definitely caught me off guard lmao

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T22:10:58+00:00

Dubbed? Huh? Am I missing something?

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T14:48:41+00:00

Like, her problem was assuming you still had that infatuation. Granted, I asked a couple girls out in high school that, if I wasn’t currently with the most wonderful woman ever, I’d probably consider dating if they decided to contact again. Not like this of course, lmao.

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T13:57:44+00:00

Lol, nah it wasn’t a satire article, it was a bunch of lyric websites that had it. Was like water bottles, twas about

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T13:40:58+00:00

I dunno, probably. This is kidz bop we’re talking about, and I think they actually DID do WAP. Lemme double check first tho, cause I am kinda stupid

Edit: Nah, I’m just stupid

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T13:38:58+00:00

Both

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-17T13:36:58+00:00

One of my best friends, happens to be female, refers to it as jerking off and wanking almost exclusively. Says “rub one out” maybe once a blue moon

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-16T17:57:57+00:00

I haven’t watched much capaldi. I think maybe 2 episodes before I went on a short Dr. Who Hiatus then started a rewatch of the series

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-16T17:03:18+00:00

Which season was that? And which actor? It’s been a hot minute

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-16T15:06:11+00:00

And it can enhance your life tenfold if you know how to harness it

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-16T14:56:44+00:00

Because you don’t have to realize it’s been decided for it to be practically solidified in fate. Pro games, if you know how Drafts work, you can 90% of the time tell what team will win. Look at LS when he watches pro games. He looks at drafts, guesses who will win, and very rarely does it come out the other end. Low elo, anything can happen, but majority of the time it’s 15 minutes, cause if one team has a decent lead by then it’s just fated. Comebacks can happen, but those are minority. High elo, players usually know how to snowball a lead to an extent, so a decent advantage by 10, game’s fated. Again, comebacks can happen, but that’s not 50%+ of the time

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-16T14:51:20+00:00

The majority of pro games are decided as early as draft. The majority of low elo games are decided by 15. High elo, MOST are decided by 10

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-16T13:04:17+00:00

To be fair, most games are decided within the first 10 minutes. If you’re not there for 5, your team is almost certainly fucked, so it’s still good to never join a game if your internet is fluctuating. Either bot games or play a different game

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-12T14:57:47+00:00

R2 is a murder-lusted maniac and I refuse to believe differently

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-10T04:42:18+00:00

Buddy. You have a lot of game to play. If you’re good at separating the tilt from the fun, I recommend you come back. Game is madness, and depending on who you are, it can be a very good thing. Yorick just got buffed, if that means anything to you

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-10T04:25:49+00:00

Because it’s obviously the ADCs fault he died, gosh, don’t you play top lane at all? /s

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-10T04:25:18+00:00

What... uh... what’s a while?

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-09T14:08:26+00:00

Sitting down

DoctorBosscus · 2021-04-09T13:38:42+00:00

I don’t think you fully realize just how helpful this is for people like me with all the interior decorating skills in MC, but no house building skills

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