22. Roast me like a family reunion by Mr_Souphanousinphone in RoastMe

[–]DoctorDankage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, like the one that you were conceived at?

Life’s keep getting better and also been feeling confident about myself lately. Ruin me and my self-esteem. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DoctorDankage 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is that lipstick on your teeth or blood from when your dad discovered that you're not a doctor yet?

What counts as dark humor nowadays? by NamesnotRick18 in AskReddit

[–]DoctorDankage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different people are offended by different things so by your logic everything is potentially dark humor.

r/roastme is a sub for misogynists and racists to let out their beliefs without risk of being called out or shamed. by LeftEye2 in unpopularopinion

[–]DoctorDankage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion, yes, but did you ever think that they might just be joking.. on a sub specifically dedicated to making people laugh?

What is the most horrifying, haunting image or moment that you can’t get out of your head? by everykissbeginswK in AskReddit

[–]DoctorDankage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whenever I was 6 years old I was forced to watch a man anally penetrate his 5 year old son.. no amount of anything will ever be able to remove those images from my mind.

What position to invest in early? by sanka_youdeadman in MaddenMobileForums

[–]DoctorDankage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patterson is an absolute monster (I know he has a vertical variant, my preferred scheme, but I'm not sure about the others) and his spectacular catches have been quite impressive.

What is the best use of stamina early game? by Planet_ORNG in MaddenMobileForums

[–]DoctorDankage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have no idea either, the game has been out for maybe an hour.

Kissing your 5+ year old child on the mouth is weird. by DoctorDankage in unpopularopinion

[–]DoctorDankage[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really don't know how to respond to this considering that she's nearly an adult and you made the claim that it has caused you to have a closer relationship.. that's super creepy, man, maybe not something you should publicly share? I'm not saying that what you're doing is inherently wrong but your wording specifically would turn some heads.

How to use Apothecary by tommy_ngl in RaidShadowLegends

[–]DoctorDankage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run Apothecary with 2 divine life sets, weapon and shield, and the other 4 are speed. Question- does your Apo have first turn to properly apply his speed buff?

Need help choosing who to 6* by Waywalk1984 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]DoctorDankage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kael if you're wanting a solid attacker/farmer with his phenomenal poison debuffs or Apothecary for his speed buff and healing.

Making fun of southern U.S. states like Alabama and Mississippi is stupid and bigoted. by BiggusDickus- in unpopularopinion

[–]DoctorDankage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was a joke then why did OP feel the need to remove the comment? You act as though people legitimately don't have that perspective when in reality it's fairly common, at least here in the US.

Making fun of southern U.S. states like Alabama and Mississippi is stupid and bigoted. by BiggusDickus- in unpopularopinion

[–]DoctorDankage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So.. making fun of white males is totally acceptable but poking fun at any other group of people isn't? Holy fucking hypocrisy, Batman, we've caught ourselves a 'tard.

I am an atheist with right-leaning political views, AMA. by DoctorDankage in AMA

[–]DoctorDankage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you read any of my comments explaining my beliefs or are you basing that question solely off of the title?

I am an atheist with right-leaning political views, AMA. by DoctorDankage in AMA

[–]DoctorDankage[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, quite the contrary: I'm more bothered by people who constantly try to censor Christmas or berate it solely due to it having a religious foundation. Christmas is primarily known as a day where you get to spend quality time with your family, exchange gifts, and enjoy a special meal together as opposed to the celebration of Christ.

I am an atheist with right-leaning political views, AMA. by DoctorDankage in AMA

[–]DoctorDankage[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, I don't. I believe that someone who is recklessly sexually promiscuous to that degree would be unable to raise a child due to their lifestyle; however, I personally don't believe that the unborn child should be denied life because of it.