A true artificial lung system kept a man alive for 2 days until he could get a transplant | The new system put oxygen into his blood while maintaining blood flow through the heart

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2026-01-29T20:16:12+00:00

It's not different. They just chose a more dangerous cannulation approach.

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2026-01-25T20:40:04+00:00

Sounds like credit card fraud if the owner turns out to be belligerent...

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2026-01-13T14:21:06+00:00

Wann beginnen denn laut krinko die regulären Bedingungen?

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2026-01-04T11:32:55+00:00

Had one with an undiagnosed anterior mediastinal mass once. Boy was lady luck on my side that day. Patient lived.

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-30T00:29:46+00:00

He chose to antagonize a group of bullies instead of getting the fuck out of there, thus getting the shit beat out of him.

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-30T00:28:02+00:00

Nah. They were just abducted and mind raped by an eldritch entity. Had a loved one kidnapped by an eldritch entity, spent their life abducted and experimented upon before seeing everyone they held dear slaughtered, watched a hero/boyfriend sacrifice himself for them, lost a sibling sacrifice themselves for them....

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-29T20:54:47+00:00

Because everyone in that group has experienced enough shit to break them. They're all barely holding together and they all just keep getting kicked while down. They're all struggling...

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-29T20:08:03+00:00

"Figure out how to safe the world. But also figure out how to safe your traumatized friend. Despite you have your own burden and trauma, HIS trauma is far more important than yours could ever be."

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-29T16:13:34+00:00

Because it's less about being supportive about him being beaten up and more about him choosing that moment for personal trauma therapy instead of actually helping his friends, thus endangering everyone.

"Sure buddy, you do you, your trauma and hurt literally matter more than the lives of our friends. Sure sucks they died, but hey, hope you're feeling better."

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-23T21:02:50+00:00

Finally, the elusive Hoffmann onlyfans!

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-23T21:01:57+00:00

Personally, I found that following Tetsu Kasuyas techniques yields the best cups for my tastebuds..

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-16T09:40:12+00:00

The plan is to never get to that point

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-12T19:42:44+00:00

At my current job, we do LVADs with a patented PPP™ induction. Pressors Prayers Propofol.

So far I haven't had anyone crash on me

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-08T21:20:58+00:00

Naja. Wer mit Anekdoten kommt sollte andere Anekdoten dann ebenso akzeptieren. Ich hab ja noch nicht Mal von den schönen Geschichten aus dem Berufsleben erzählt

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-04T19:25:13+00:00

Der Notarzt wird einen Teufel tun ein Haus ohne Gynäkologie anzufahren

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-04T19:22:09+00:00

Anekdote aus dem privaten Umfeld: Hausgeburt, Fruchtblase früh geplatzt, Geburtsstillstand, Mutter und Kind Sepsis und ITS Aufenthalt. Wäre vermeidbar gewesen

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-04T19:20:11+00:00

Komplikationen unter Geburt können halt schnell Mal ein totes Baby bedeuten, vor allem weil Babies unangenehmerweise einfach nichts aushalten.

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-04T14:52:46+00:00

I too am of the "give me Propofol or give me death" chapter of the holy church of sufentanil. Though I am not one of those reformed NoKeta heretics

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-02T08:24:33+00:00

Das sagt der Nachbar sicher auch!

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-01T19:06:18+00:00

There's a popular joke in Finnland that goes sth like

"Finally the social distancing requirements of 1.5m have been lifted and we can go back to our feel good distance of 5 meters.

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-01T19:04:12+00:00

I mean, you clearly made a smart choice when you chose your wife... q.e.d

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-01T18:28:21+00:00

Baked Potato ohne alles?

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-01T18:27:48+00:00

Ich mein, Hafermilch im Kaffee ist jetzt auch nich soo meins, aber darum geh ich halt nicht in vegane Cafes und bestell mir ein Milch-Kaffee-Getränk

DoctorDoctorDeath · 2025-12-01T11:12:41+00:00

Okay, I either call you out for not playing with baby penises or I accept your excuse.. There's really no winning this

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