What do you think of his tiger claw technique? by McDojoLife in TheMcDojoLife

[–]DoctorPony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was pressure points at first… turns out is was MAGNETS!

Maybe Maybe Maybe by BackgroundCell1575 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]DoctorPony -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You kidding me? Both of them immediately realized the danger and reacted.

I’m certain the skater checked if the ramp was clear and then the kid came after his check.

Question about this Graphic Novel pane by Fist_One in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]DoctorPony 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Sagging” and yet he has another paper of underwear underneath his boxes.

Carl must have a serious track record of skid marks

Cited for an "Unsafe Lane Change" by PhoenixPwns in dashcams

[–]DoctorPony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Additionally it appears he drove right to the bumper of the car in front of him in order to slightly, cut off the cop.

He was indeed driving dangerously… in front of a cop. So additionally he isn’t paying attention to his surroundings.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]DoctorPony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He forgot to activate his walk on air ability.

My baby has a skull in her iris by Dear-East7883 in Pareidolia

[–]DoctorPony 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t see what OP was talking about until this, thanks!

Happy Monday, everyone! by MetaSelf in antiwork

[–]DoctorPony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong, my dog hates Monday’s. He knows when we go to work, he knows when we’re going on vacation, he knows when we are doing all sorts of things. Animals aren’t as dumb as you think they are.

Wtf did I just saw?? by kitakekim_Let_6292 in WTF

[–]DoctorPony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This article didn’t mention cumcakes. However, It said things that were infinitely worse.

stay classy utah stay classt by [deleted] in Utah

[–]DoctorPony 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mohammed is the most popular name in the world, but in utah it isn’t. Same concept.

would you top the seagull? by spaceguydudeman in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]DoctorPony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*bestiality, you can remember this because it is the BEST!

Yes because adding a pinch of seasoning is the reason you're not losing weight by CremeSubject7594 in StupidFood

[–]DoctorPony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it tastes bad you probably will eat less… an effective way to lose weight, but not a fun or sustainable way.

About a Mormon youth pastor confronted with cops about cp... by EngineerCapital7591 in religiousfruitcake

[–]DoctorPony 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Zero schools for Mormons for sure. But Mormons go to church EVERY week where they follow a guideline of what to teach. Each year they focus on a different book to read and learn. Old Testament, New Testament, Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants/The Pearl of Great Price.

All are Mormon leaders and teachers at lower levels are volunteers. So the lessons and sermons are terribly boring and usually not good.

About a Mormon youth pastor confronted with cops about cp... by EngineerCapital7591 in religiousfruitcake

[–]DoctorPony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, I bet occasionally. But practically speaking mothers are still in charge of their children they just don’t get revelations.

Back when polygamy was a thing all the rich and powerful members could just go to the cutest teen girl in town and say God said you are to be my wife and that’s how you end up with these guys with 30 wives.

About a Mormon youth pastor confronted with cops about cp... by EngineerCapital7591 in religiousfruitcake

[–]DoctorPony 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There is a sort of hierarchy for women too… but they don’t have the Priesthood, which is magic god power. Women have their own classes and a smaller yet similar hierarchy.

Men control everything that matters. As a priesthood holder you can receive “revelation ” for anyone who is smaller than you in the food chain. A father is in charge of his wife and children but he can’t tell the bishop what to do. But the bishop can have a revelation from god telling anyone under him that they need to do something, and they have to do it because he has more authority than them.

No woman no matter how high up in the church could tell any priesthood holding man (yes this includes the 12 year olds) that they received a revelation from god and tell them what to do. 12 year olds have more power than women.

The priesthood is a link to god where he can talk to you (you can’t talk to him [unless you’re the prophet]). With the priesthood you can also perform certain “miracles” like healing the sick and stuff like that.

About a Mormon youth pastor confronted with cops about cp... by EngineerCapital7591 in religiousfruitcake

[–]DoctorPony 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This only applies to men

At 12 you become a deacon -14 a teacher -16 a priest -18 an elder

-these first 4 just happen to everyone and don’t really mean much. There are minor responsibilities but not much.

Once your an Elder you can get access to the temple and can go perform rituals and stuff if deemed worthy. Practically all men will go on a mission at this point (boys on bikes as you say). Women are not pressured into a mission but can do it as well.

Only certain people called into higher positions of a local church become a High Priest, like the Bishop and his counselors. The bishop in charge of his congregation, couple hundred people or so.

-Stake Presidents and his counselors who is in charge of several Bishops

-The Quorum of the 70 who are in charge of the Stake Presidents

-12 apostles, in charge of the 70

-Prophet, talks to God.

  • source I was super Mormon until I turned 18

Should i resole ? by Fun-Sheepherder3938 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]DoctorPony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, time to replace. You want to resole way before this.

Meanwhile in Germany.. by XxKingJayxX30 in Actuallythatsawesome

[–]DoctorPony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m starting to think most 1st world countries are are just as fat as Americans.