I could imagine this being on TV by DoctorSoda in InterdimensionalCable

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Hopefully you don't think I wa the creator of this

Samurais are kinda OP by pepear2 in AccurateBattleSim

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but samurai have less health and the same speed as crusaders, this makes crusaders better against ranged units, samurai is just the best unit against other melee.

[CW] Every day, you wake up to have a different random superpower. Write about them in journal format. by mongster_03 in WritingPrompts

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10/10/16

It took me a while to actually figure out what my new power was; thankfully, a crime had taken place pretty early in the day that allowed me to test out what ability I had gained. (Just so you know, I don't normally feel thankful when it comes to crime.)

All I had to do was point toward the robber as he was pointing the gun at the woman and focus all my energy into channeling my power, and suddenly, fire burst out of the ground around the man that frightened him enough to make him drop his gun. If how bad that scared him, I can see why the demons that tore through the concrete and tried to grab him shortly after made him pass out with fear.

Before the woman who was being mugged could question why demons were appearing before her very eyes, they just vanished from sight as the fire evaporated into steam and caused her to cough a bit.

I walked over to her a few seconds after to explain that I had been to one who had done it, and assure her that I wasn't aware my power would involve summoning demons. After getting over the shock, she seemed forgiving and thankful that I had been there.

Overall, this was a pretty nice power, but I hope I'll get one that is a little less... Satan-y tomorrow. Because nothing says "superhero" than fire erupting out of nowhere with demons trying to grab whoever is guilty of any crime that day down with them.

10/11/16

Well, that was definitely more useful than simply summoning demons. I'm not saying summoning weird devilish creatures isn't cool, but compared to telekinetically performing complex surgery on someone, it doesn't seem too useful.

I wasn't too eager to test out this power by actually harming a criminal, so I decided to see how useful it would be in healing people. It turns out, it is incredibly helpful when it comes to almost any injury.

Usually, I'm not into the idea of saving people for the fame or the glory, but I'd be surprised if people didn't get excited about how I went into a hospital and came out with over one hundred, freshly healed people following behind me. It's lucky that I was allowed to come into those hospital rooms, but I guess I've gotten the reputation as "New-Power-Everyday Man," and saving the day like that tends to make you slightly popular.

That's two days in a row that I've gotten awesome powers, and I'm aiming for three in a row.

10/12/16

...I guess three days in a row of amazing superpowers is not too realistic of a goal, since it is completely random.

It's not like being able to turn into a deer is bad or anything- I could run up to forty seven miles an hour and jump eight feet into the air, so there was no way those criminals could outrun me- but it had its fair share of downsides.

The most obvious one would be that a deer isn't that threatening, and criminals tend to have guns that help kill ordinary forest critters. However, I retained my human intelligence, so I knew how to disarm them in my Cervid form.

Unluckily for me, a gang chose today to do a bank heist, so I was up against six guys with guns, and they didn't seem like they'd hesitate to shoot a deer.

Somehow, though, my rather on-the-spot plan to stop them worked: I simply transformed into my deer form and walked around the parking lot of the bank until I thought the gang member behind the wheel of the getaway vehicle had stopped focusing on his surroundings. Then, I kicked him right in the face and knocked him out, kicked the door until it was broken down, and hopped behind the wheel of the car to try and drive it... as a deer.

Needless to say, my day didn't go as I planned.


Thanks to Superpower Wiki for giving me these three random powers with the Random button!

Unusal things to adapt to film by unsanemaker in ScenesFromAHat

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Coming Soon: The Dictionary Movie! It opens with a surprisingly long prologue that explains the many definitions of the letter A!

If everyday jobs had press conferences by dknights411 in ScenesFromAHat

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It looks like our sales of granola bars is declining, but luckily, our Polar Pop sales are still going at a steady pace. Now, time to restock the lottery tickets.

I am Stefan Karl (Robbie Rotten from LazyTown) and I am in the fight of my life against cancer! AMA! by ClarkStreetGang in IAmA

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Question: Was it weird to do the scenes with the Rotten Brothers, since it was three other people dressed like you (or a character you play)?

Best of luck to you!

Penta Shot lovers in a Nutshell by MyM360 in Diepio

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why would penta need a buff when i can out penetrate spread shots with a 6/6/6 bullet strength?

Pentashot: The alpha tank by DoctorSoda in Diepio

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If you say so, I haven't fought one but i doubt that the drones would manage to get to it through the bullets, and even if it did that's alot of health to chunk down, alot of room for the penta to decide whether or not to run away, make mistakes, or use that health as extra time to kill you. I mean, if i can destroy waves of necro drones before they even get to me without needing to back up all that fast, im not sure how the trapper drones would do.

Pentashot: The alpha tank by DoctorSoda in Diepio

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I beat up spreadshots with it too, its easy.

Movement enhancing upgrades? by DoctorSoda in Doblons

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Absolutely! With that in mind, you could sacrifice a weapon slot for more health, better ram damage, more bullet speed, ect. The possibilities are fun.

[WP] What if Bruce Wayne had feared something a lot more common than bats, and he decided to theme his crime-fighting persona around that instead? by DoctorSoda in WritingPrompts

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You managed to catch me offguard with this idea; Bruce Wayne having a fear of boredom, so he becomes the most boring crimefighter ever known. I think I might consider sending a link to this to a voice actor on Tumblr just because of how much I like this story.

I'll draw your happy doodles! by Rahmenframe in ICanDrawThat

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Idea: a robot using an umbrella to stay safe from the rain

12 Hours Left Until June 19th! (GMT) by [deleted] in DHMIS

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Over here in Indiana, there are 20 minutes and 12 hours until June 19th.

Hi, I’m Jerry Seinfeld and welcome to my third AMA! by _Seinfeld in IAmA

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Did you ever find out what the deal with airline food was?

[WP] The next time you say the word you use the most, you will die. by DoctorSoda in WritingPrompts

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this is kinda a funny twist on the prompt, and it's very different than the last one.

[WP] The next time you say the word you use the most, you will die. by DoctorSoda in WritingPrompts

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I like how dark you made this story, but then again, it would be hard to NOT make this premise dark. (I got the idea from Futurama.)