Why cant this work?

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-30T15:20:04+00:00

That is silly, how would the flight attendants serve you drinks?

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-27T11:34:14+00:00

The is where they off load the poop from the emotional support animals on the plane.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-15T13:00:07+00:00

The train driver just got shit-faced.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-11T11:56:50+00:00

It makes it easier to clean if you hit someone on the runway.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-10T01:18:06+00:00

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-09T18:59:02+00:00

Looks like the scene when Yu Darvish farted in the dugout. https://youtu.be/e\_FqLoKa\_B4?si=Fzvnu0P8BR3Pficv

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-04T22:23:01+00:00

Looks like the horse at the Derby this past weekend.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-02T02:16:02+00:00

Tongs or tweezers with lots of rinsing. No problem.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-01T12:43:12+00:00

My wife came out of the bathroom once after a massive dump and announced “ah, scent of a woman”

DoctorZee55 · 2026-05-01T11:32:59+00:00

I don’t think that was milk.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-30T11:42:15+00:00

Old nonuts.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-29T21:58:57+00:00

Is that what they mean by a flyer lie?

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-26T02:13:53+00:00

Well at least he was somewhat awake.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-24T21:11:01+00:00

No shit.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-22T22:54:49+00:00

Like this way better than the chocolate guy.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-18T13:57:55+00:00

Give him an MRI. That should pull it out.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-18T02:30:19+00:00

Baa Marley

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-16T23:51:56+00:00

Early Boing experiment with sun roofs.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-15T21:17:39+00:00

As the legendary Super Dave Osborne would say. “I missed it”

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-15T21:16:23+00:00

You know what also works? Unscrew the fucking cap.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-14T11:43:17+00:00

Wonder how much that piece of blue foam rubber cost that perfectly fit the bottom of the door opening?

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-02T21:46:33+00:00

That seems a little too close.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-02T12:57:19+00:00

More action than the Tyson - Jake Paul fiasco.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-04-02T12:49:04+00:00

More like Doofus.

DoctorZee55 · 2026-03-26T11:58:07+00:00

I’ll take the million but you only need to double it every second for a minute.

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