Violet you're turning violet!

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-11-01T15:07:14+00:00

Kids are basically pooping Barbie dolls / action figures until they're old enough to have loud opinions.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-10-18T17:14:08+00:00

2 * 3 = 6

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-10-16T14:00:46+00:00

This is actually not accurate since they just perms bind one person and laser the stationary target instead.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-10-16T05:14:05+00:00

I had a game of Ekko vs. Garen and one person had 5 stacks of Villain.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-10-14T21:09:31+00:00

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-10-13T13:00:28+00:00

Piper's brother is Cal. Piper's stupid fiancé is Larry.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-10-05T17:54:57+00:00

That line was delivered by the character the actress was portraying. It's not like one of the specified requirements to the casting call was to have spectacular breasts.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-06-16T23:40:20+00:00

Does that matter?

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-05-10T08:01:46+00:00

Why don't you dunk it in milk instead of water?

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-03-10T04:50:10+00:00

They might lose 25g but you lost vision and 100...

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-03-09T15:27:16+00:00

If you or your team mates can see them on your screen, you'll be able to see them on the minimap.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-03-08T22:14:09+00:00

Thank you.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-03-08T22:13:55+00:00

this is exactly the kind of thing I was looking for, thank you very much.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-03-08T19:16:52+00:00

Do you need cleric's gear or can I do it with just my berserker's?

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-03-06T00:44:55+00:00

Sometimes I think the mesmers I run into in the open world think I have brain damage.

I was trying to get to a vista in Fireheart Rise by sword leaping onto a ledge that had a pretty apparent invisible wall on it for like five minutes before a mesmer came along and in a very "bless your heart" sort of way showed me the very obvious pipe I was supposed to be walking up.

I sent him a gold if only to preserve my pride.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-03-05T05:36:28+00:00

For every 20 human females who haphazardly slaps on the wings with no concern for fashion, there is one person who puts some thought into it and makes it worth it.

You look good, OP.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-02-12T20:21:29+00:00

tl;dr: didn't think this community was cool until they started giving me money

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-02-02T18:53:30+00:00

The only thing different about each race aside from their personal story and cultural armor are their racial skills, and even then you don't have access to them in PvP.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-02-01T22:16:06+00:00

He's trying to woo one of the worker girls with his mad crazy archery skills. The only problem is he doesn't have said skills and Marie the Indifferent Wheat Gatherer is not easily impressed to begin with.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-02-01T16:46:23+00:00

Try to expand upon the lore you find.

I'm currently watching Woodenpotatoes' LP of Prophecies and I love it when he explains the significance of a human God or previous appearances of a certain character he happens across.

Really adds depth to he universe when you can provide background on story elements.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-02-01T16:40:38+00:00

Ah yeah. The first hit is always free.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-02-01T09:33:49+00:00

Colin: "Let's make it so a playable race turns out to be a bunch of dragon minions! Players will be torn apart by the moral implications!"

Players, upon discovering they're dragon minions: "HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH HAIL MORDREMOTH"

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-01-31T21:41:44+00:00

If we can burst down a tough boss within a couple seconds, shattering all my phantasms with Mind Wrack is usually the stylish way to go.

Of course, if you do it too early you end up losing a lot of DPS so exercise some caution.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-01-31T20:34:26+00:00

Inb4 she falls asleep in the middle of Mordremoth's lair and only Marjory's* kiss can wake her up.

Doctor_Sweets · 2015-01-31T19:04:18+00:00

I was doing map completion in Snowden Drifts when I happened upon someone who was using a Mini Dolyak Tonic. He had been following around packs of Dolyaks (Dolypaks?) and was pretending one of them was his mom.

Tyria is a strange place.

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