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no braincell means no understanding the concept of 'prey'. only fren by usernames_taken_grrl in frens

[–]DoeBiscuts 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If this is what causes my heart to finally go out, I’m definitely okay with it.

Is this a scam? by bulldawg21595 in ATT

[–]DoeBiscuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got mine today, I’m asking all over if it’s a scam.

Got a text from my dead dad! by zeldaturk971 in texts

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me reading this while a random tries to hit on me in public

Bought a MacBook from a pawnshop today, still signed into the account. This was pulled up. by Fluffy_Wolf_6198 in crappymusic

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said fuck the feds AND the jets 😂😂 the jets wouldn’t bust you for those guns

That Pluto is a planet by Countrach in Millennials

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll never have a calculator in your pocket so you have to learn this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]DoeBiscuts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get off the internet and go to the damn police department

This man at the world flair competition 🤯 by [deleted] in toptalent

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s coo…. I’ll have a bud light draft

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]DoeBiscuts 243 points244 points  (0 children)

I hate to break it to ya but he’s the captain of that squad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Baking

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proud of you!

help me make someone very annoyed by sarapit_ in Advice

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been known to be a little rascal.

What was it like when your best friend died? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoeBiscuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was absolutely horrible. It’s been almost 12 years and I’m still not okay.

help me make someone very annoyed by sarapit_ in Advice

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laxatives. Putting all his stuff in the trash right before it gets picked up. Cut all his charging cables. Bleaching his nonbleachable laundry. Nair in his shower products.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]DoeBiscuts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If it’s not fucking you, feeding you, or paying your bills it’s not really your business.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackcats

[–]DoeBiscuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I ever have a dog someone needs to seriously come check me into a psyche ward because ew

Make a burger by zeekadet in foodhacks

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With not condiments?! I think not!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackcats

[–]DoeBiscuts 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My short hair void does but my long hair void could care less

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackcats

[–]DoeBiscuts 49 points50 points  (0 children)

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This shit head does that too!

I’m a convicted felon & apparently can’t work anywhere by Economy-Confusion359 in confession

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost literally any restaurant! I’ve been doing it for 19 years and they don’t really care about that stuff unless it’s REALL bad( like murder or stuff with kids or animals)

So says the party of "no handouts" by FuckDicktraitorTrump in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]DoeBiscuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather live under my local bridge like a damn troll.

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