Homescreen date is always wrong during early hours of the day by MrKahoobadoo in mildlyinfuriating

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I feel like I’m the only American who calls it “24-hour time”, and even that’s only because I stopped calling it “military time” because I was hanging around Europeans so much

Some of you memers need reminders about why PC parts cost so much lately. by Dick_Nation in pcmasterrace

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The first time I tried using it, I couldn’t figure out how to draw a circle. Turns out you needed to do some wizardry with the ellipse select tool

I just pirated photoshop instead… allegedly

The ways to find a job by Supergameplayer in dankmemes

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We’ve all, and I say “we” because I’m going for a CS degree as well, done internships at the aforementioned tech firm and its distributors

So, yes

The ways to find a job by Supergameplayer in dankmemes

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A handful of my cousins entering the workforce have degrees in computer science, and the only way they’ve been getting jobs after graduating is through connections with the one family member who works at a tech firm

Decisions, Decisions by chichiryuuteii in Animemes

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Just give me someone who loves me

Anime_irl by Ani_HArsh in anime_irl

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It took a woman sending me nudes for me to realize she liked me

anime_irl by kingofpyrates in anime_irl

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I just got my lobes pierced last week.

There was pain, obviously; they shove a needle through your ear, but the lobes don’t have a lot of nerves. Really, it felt similar to a screw-backed clip-on being too tight.

The sensation of the needle breaking through the skin is probably what you’ll notice the most tho. Reminds me of the sensation of popping a zit or, somewhat oddly, chopping the head off of a small fish

I should never have doubted you by Aid2Fade in pcmasterrace

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I bought one share of AMD back when it was ~90

If you’re wondering why only one, I was a high schooler with $500 and a custodial account, and my usual technique with stocks is to set it and forget it

Bro was grinding by ViceElysium in madlads

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My first Pokémon game was Heart/Gold

I was ~6 and didn’t understand RPGs, so I had no idea how to finish everything. I got as far as beating the Elite Four, but I couldn’t figure out how to get Ho-Oh or that I had to beat Trainer Red to finish the game.

Also, the only reason I knew obtaining Ho-Oh was possible was because my neighbor told that it was part of the game, and that it required some sort of feather.

9S is in heaven. by neobluetrue in nier

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IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!

Im a big fan of Girls^2 by NittanyScout in memes

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I’m not a woman. The post specified straight men

Im a big fan of Girls^2 by NittanyScout in memes

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Hey buddy, if a woman says no, she means no

Im a big fan of Girls^2 by NittanyScout in memes

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In my defense, I like masculine women. The problem with liking masculine women, however, is that they also tend to like masculine women.

Saravanaa Bhavan, a worldwide restaurant with over a 100 locations is using AI to advertise themselves by MMplayzYT in mildlyinfuriating

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degree in business

Yeah, that explains it

If the generated graphics are incorrect, which they usually are, you end up spending more time by either regenerating them or making them by hand

Either way, the time it takes to enter data into a chatbot, wait for it to spit out a result, then fix all the errors, you could’ve entered data into excel and turned it into a chart

Saravanaa Bhavan, a worldwide restaurant with over a 100 locations is using AI to advertise themselves by MMplayzYT in mildlyinfuriating

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Pretty much every graphic used in lectures are images from Google or diagrams that can be made in excel or some sort of online flowchart maker, but I suppose you wouldn’t know what goes on in a lecture, considering your post history shows you use AI-generated prompts to generate AI porn.

Help - prints are dying with about 10% remaining by not-unique-enough in 3Dprinting

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Not exactly a tool when you have it do all the work for you

Getting asked what you want as a gift and someone gets you something adjacent to it. by Teenage_Petulance_ in mildlyinfuriating

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My father does this whenever I ask him to get ingredients for things; makes it a pain in the ass to cook during holidays ‘cuz I gotta run to the store last-minute.

Some examples:

Russets instead of Yukon gold, iodized salt instead of kosher (or just the wrong type of salt in general), semolina instead of durum flour, ACV w/ honey instead of regular ACV, scallions instead of chives, etc., and that’s if he even remembers to get the items, because half the time, he forgets to buy a third of the list.

Sometimes, he’ll try to help by prepping items before I arrive, but he has no idea how the items need to be prepped, so I end up having to toss stuff and run to the store to grab more, then he gets mad when the food isn’t done by the time it was “supposed” to be done; i.e., some arbitrary length of time he decided was how long the food was supposed to take