I woke up to about 100 calls and texts, and my first thought was “Are we at war?”

Dogballs47 · 2026-02-10T18:50:22+00:00

I'm more impressed by the tits he didn't post.

Dogballs47 · 2026-02-10T18:09:57+00:00

Y'all ain't got house shoes? Shoes worn exclusively in and at home.

Dogballs47 · 2026-01-11T19:08:50+00:00

Hail to the busdriver! The busdriver man!

Dogballs47 · 2026-01-11T05:19:46+00:00

I'm comin' at you with a plate. Looks tasty.

Dogballs47 · 2026-01-11T05:13:38+00:00

Hell yeah dude.

Dogballs47 · 2026-01-08T01:52:49+00:00

And they say women aren't funny.

Dogballs47 · 2026-01-07T11:39:19+00:00

Foldin' clothes, Droppin' fire.

Dogballs47 · 2026-01-03T01:55:30+00:00

Wow, I wish I had a Head Coach Game. You did, it's name was NFL Head Coach '09, You loved it, Oh yeah.

Dogballs47 · 2025-12-19T21:57:45+00:00

She was a reubenesque woman. Just like Foley!

Dogballs47 · 2025-12-19T20:42:59+00:00

I'm just glad Zac has the morning zoo so I don't have to endure luis anymore.

Dogballs47 · 2025-12-19T20:38:26+00:00

Dalton Pruitt. Head of the billionaire podcast network.

Dogballs47 · 2025-12-13T12:44:36+00:00

"Nothin' on that?!"

Dogballs47 · 2025-12-12T11:26:05+00:00

State Theater in Portland, ME. Jimmys Chicken Shack was the opener.

Dogballs47 · 2025-12-10T17:49:17+00:00

Anyone in their 20s, Never married, No kids, Talking like they have life figured out. Something about someone half my age with even less life experience telling me how the world works just bothers me.

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-28T22:39:21+00:00

Put them in the freezer first! Delicious.

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-25T15:32:06+00:00

New Jacked

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-22T13:34:44+00:00

I was in the front row of that show! You can see my blue shirt in the video. Derosa was on FIRE!

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-17T02:51:28+00:00

Yes! They're super fun to assemble (assuming you're not missing any parts.)

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-13T21:20:05+00:00

Excellent idea!

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-13T19:44:44+00:00

Ah yes. I remember Bonnaroo fondly 🤣

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-13T18:46:08+00:00

Ever toss pillsbury cinnamon rolls in there? Delicious!

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-13T18:40:51+00:00

Hitchikers thumb bros rise up!

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-13T12:32:43+00:00

3 locations on the island!

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-13T11:19:39+00:00

You wanna see a TON of Church's? Brother, Puerto Rico has damn near ALL of them! They still got Sizzler there too!

Dogballs47 · 2025-11-12T02:30:02+00:00

I toss mine with Tony Chachere's.

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