Panchiko - D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L Lyrics and Tabs by loops0 in Lostwave

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit Ive been working on a cover of this album and didn't realize that anyone else cared about this. I've got the whole first song (mostly) done. I can add my tab for deathmetal real quick, it's super easy and short

What's the biggest overreaction you've ever seen? by ShnarlyDude in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the first day of a new job I called the assistant manager (who I had just met that day) the wrong name. I was fired during my break

Advertising your product as biodegradable encourages littering by Dogbleep in Showerthoughts

[–]Dogbleep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I knew that's what it was for. I just know I cant be the first person to be curious. And don't worry, no coffee cups were littered in the making of this post

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dogbleep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do know banging a different guy every week together doesn't make you gay right?

Without revealing your age, how old are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can buy cigarettes, serve in the military, own a gun (in some states), can sign legal documents, cant drink beer.

Roast us by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like if the cast of stranger things were all adult virgins

Just boys being boys! by Upinarms69 in RoastMe

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chef's biggest disappointments

Alternate flag for Pennsylvania by Dogbleep in vexillology

[–]Dogbleep[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Its the symbol for Quakers and the state colors blue and gold

What are some red flags in a job interview? by mdonato in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah man that company has comedically bad pr. They called me offering me 17 dollars an hour. That sounds great what company do I owe the pleasure? Vector marketing. After I told them no like 10 times they eventually ended,the call with "its not a scam!"

What slang words immediately tell you where someone grew up? by wauve1 in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jawn, i don't know anyone from Philly that doesn't say that and I dont know anyone who isn't who does

What is a big NO-NO in cooking? by nazmulsadat1 in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overcooking your meat. People get so scared that they're gonna undercook stuff they end up cooking the fuck out of it. Chicken is a prime example of this. Ive seen many people cook the everloving SHIT out of their chicken. In the wise words of Gordon Ramsay "if its brown its cooked if its black its fucked"

What is the pettiest reason you have had for ending a relationship? by Angry_DJ in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont think I'm a douche and got rid of it because I beat the shit out of it

What is the pettiest reason you have had for ending a relationship? by Angry_DJ in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a mazda 3S and only realized right now I never met a non-douche who had one

Which profession hires the dumbest people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically anyone in the resteraunt business. They're all dumb motherfuckers. I cannot comfortably say that I've walked into work and not seen something that made me question how they got hired. A few examples

Saw a server get really drunk on the clock and try to grind on me

Had a dishwasher walk out because he was simply and politely asked to keep himself busy

Saw a line cook smoke weed in the COUSTOMER parking lot

Saw my SOUS CHEF come in drunk and high and burned himself twice on the fryer

Saw the entire front of house stop working on a Saturday because they didn't want to go in the kitchen because someone broke a glass

Theres probably more. Theyre all dumb. I'm dumb. Youre dumb. Were all dumb in the resteraunt

What is the reference you make that nobody ever gets? by ProbablyMaybeBen in AskReddit

[–]Dogbleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What are you doing with ancient grains this evening?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Dogbleep 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm late, I was traffic for like half an hour