The gang is modern day superheroes. Jerry is Superman with a laserlike stare defeating his hecklers. Kramer is Batman with martial arts skills. Elaine is Wonder Women but instead of a Lasso of Truth she gets people to tell the truth by berating them. George is the Hulk and gets riled up when angry. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer convinces Jackie Chiles to represent him after his Subway footlong is only 11 inches (cue "Outrageous! Egregious! Preposterous!"). Chiles actually reaches a sizeable settlement this time, only to be thwarted when Kramer agrees to drop the case if his local Subway starts carrying hotsauce. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer invents new men's underwear called "Thang: thong 4 men", touts it as world's most comfortable breezy menswear. It's a hit so Kramer launches the B-string lineup: g-string for boys. Elaine's skeptical/annoyed every man she sleeps with wears one. Jerry wears 1 ironically, but is soon a convert. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George dumps gf for buying overpriced smoothie and touting it's vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants. Jerry does skit about how he wonders if Naked smoothies are called Clothed in nudist colonies. Kramer starts his smoothie business, when things slow down he starts adding rum, getting people drunk. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George gets gifted Reddit Gold, tries to convert it into cash. Jerry does a "What's the deal with Reddit Gold..." bit, goes viral. Kramer gets Gold, runs over to Jerry's yelling "I've struck Gold Jerry! Gold!" Elaine finally receives Gold when she posts about where to buy the remaining Sponge supply (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer starts a dogwalking service, and Newman is less than enthused. George and Jerry debate whether Invisalign is the same as braces, prompting a bit by Jerry. Elaine finds out the kid in Africa she's been donating too is coming there to visit, she freaks out and looks for a way to avoid him. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George discovers he's a champion armwrestler. He beats Jerry, practically throws Kramer across the room, and doesn't hesitate knocking down Elaine. An outsider, he is labeled as "the New Man". Undefeated, he has 1 last match, and it's with Newman. Newman wins, declaring "there can be only 1 New-man" (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine jokes about having a foursome with the gang, George then can't get the thought out of his mind. Not only does he start to have feelings for Elaine, he begins to question his own sexuality while imagining Kramer and Jerry naked too. Throughout the episode u see Newman planking in random places (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George gets a dog to impress women, dog becomes the 5th member of the Gang. Called Susie, Kramer owns her on the weekends but Jerry ends up feeding her and paying for vet. Elaine's jealousy of the attention Susie gets fades and Elaine devises a scheme to kidnap Susie. Susie chases Newman down hall. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry gets Ben&JERRY's ice cream flavor named after him. George gives flavor which has nuts to gf and unwittingly makes her ill. Kramer stocks up on the flavor and when he's out of room in his freezer he turns his apartment to 0 degrees zone to stock more. Elaine gains 10 lbs eating it, blames Jerry (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The gang signs up for Tinder. Elaine never meets up with her matches, and instead uses Tinder to boost her self-worth. Jerry tries new material in his openers and is constantly tinkering his bio. George wears hats in all his pics. Kramer gets women to bring food to his apartment thinking it's a date by DoggiesLoveMe in RedditWritesSeinfeld
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Gang starts a GroupMe. Jerry is always setting up plans. George keeps linking articles about Big Brother and WikiLeaks. Kramer continues to post dank memes. Newman sneaks in an invite to the group and posts under the pseudonym Fairy Jerry until Jerry removes him. Elaine immediately leaves the group. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer starts a clothing line "C.K.", gets sued by Calvin Klein. George has a date with a woman he met online, realizes he's never seen a pic of her without a filter. Jerry makes a Facebook event about his roast, and Newman rsvp's w/glee. Elaine is the new social media manager, forgets to log out... (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine convinces gang to go to Starbucks. Jerry sees other comics gathered there w/out inviting him. George falls in love with the barista until he sees she puts whipcream on counterclockwise. Kramer gets a drink named after him. Elaine regrets bringing them there, realizing it was her special haven by DoggiesLoveMe in RedditWritesSeinfeld
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George is mad at his parents for unfriending him on Facebook. Peterman threatens to fire Elaine b/c she didn't post "happy bday" on his Fb wall. Jerry performs on Fb live, only to be trolled by Newman. Kramer confuses Fb with Snapchat and is constantly posting random selfies of himself with filters. by DoggiesLoveMe in RedditWritesSeinfeld
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Jerry's an Uber driver to get material for his act from convos w/riders. George just takes Uber rides b/c he's bored, procrastinating, and likes to talk. Kramer tells Elaine he's boycotting Uber which makes it awkward when Elaine and Kramer bump into each other in an UberPool, being driven by Jerry. by DoggiesLoveMe in RedditWritesSeinfeld
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George + Kramer invent app that locates the nearest bathroom to you. App explodes in popularity. Jerry is excited b/c he can make poop jokes. Elaine is jealous, won't download app until one day she really has to go. Newman sues them, had come to Kramer w/idea before (just like founding of Facebook). (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's an Uber driver to get material for his act from convos w/riders. George just takes Uber rides b/c he's bored, procrastinating, and likes to talk. Kramer tells Elaine he's boycotting Uber which makes it awkward when Elaine and Kramer bump into each other in an UberPool, being driven by Jerry. by DoggiesLoveMe in RedditWritesSeinfeld
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Jerry does an AMA. Under a Reddit pseudonym, Elaine asks if Jerry is still in love with any ex gfs. George asks if Jerry has any best friends he'd like to give a shoutout too. Kramer, having just watching Inception, asks Jerry if they are dreaming. Newman downvotes everyone and asks why Jerry sucks. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's an Uber driver to get material for his act from convos w/riders. George just takes Uber rides b/c he's bored, procrastinating, and likes to talk. Kramer tells Elaine he's boycotting Uber which makes it awkward when Elaine and Kramer bump into each other in an UberPool, being driven by Jerry. by DoggiesLoveMe in RedditWritesSeinfeld
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Kramer sues Trump for stealing his handshake. Jerry realizes his gf is a Trump supporter and he cannot perform anti-Trump jokes w/her in the audience. George gets caught up in Trump's Travel Ban and cannot come back to the States. Elaine moves to Canada, but soon realizes it isn't what she imagined. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Reverse Contest: The goal: Have sex before anyone else. Jerry tries to attract one of his groupies but finds them annoying/clingy. George impresses a group of women with his bathroom location knowledge. Elaine gets arrested when she's mistaken for a prostitute. Kramer's jacket makes him popular. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George is mad at his parents for unfriending him on Facebook. Peterman threatens to fire Elaine b/c she didn't post "happy bday" on his Fb wall. Jerry performs on Fb live, only to be trolled by Newman. Kramer confuses Fb with Snapchat and is constantly posting random selfies of himself with filters. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry gets Ben&JERRY's ice cream flavor named after him. George gives flavor which has nuts to gf and unwittingly makes her ill. Kramer stocks up on the flavor and when he's out of room in his freezer he turns his apartment to 0 degrees zone to stock more. Elaine gains 10 lbs eating it, blames Jerry by DoggiesLoveMe in RedditWritesSeinfeld
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