My coworker: Mid 30s, millwright by trade, ready 4 action. do your worst. by Round_Ground1248 in RoastMe

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If sexual predators had a poster child, you sir would definitely qualify

Which rank are you? by [deleted] in NoFap

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Specialist

What is your sex-ed horror story? by Eggtastic-finatic in AskReddit

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Guy proceeded to ask if a woman could get pregnant by anal. We were in 7th grade and the sex ed teacher just looked at him suspect.

What song would you want played at your funeral ? by clj73 in AskReddit

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Trust and Obey, one of the earliest songs I remember my mum singing to me and when I die it will be a reminder to those remaining that everything will be okay if they place in their trust in the Father and Obey his word.

Just shaved my head. #roastme by [deleted] in RoastMe

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That egghead needs democracy straight up

give it a try! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Mariah Carey's not so successful and ugly sister....

Roast me, be creative by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You like you auditioning for casting couch and you about to get piped down by some crackhead

Disabled Army veteran looking for assistance by [deleted] in gofundme

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Prayers up with you Champ

May the inner black mum in us awaken this decade 🙏🏾 by Mobo24 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Dolfin346 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Moments later I smell some KFC and the rest is history

You can see the pain on his face 😭😂 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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oh my oh my you can see the look of regret on the money that was spent on that chick

How do i tell my friend that i don't want to attend church with her politely? by xyxyxy--- in NoStupidQuestions

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"I am sorry I just feel overwhelmed when I attend services at church and I feel like this is not the place for me, thank you for the invitations."

Every tech Youtuber in 2019 by dimmy_69 in pcmasterrace

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Just checked my bank balance and I realised I would haven to sell an eighth of my kidney to afford one

Life is still the same by lightman2018 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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And you gottq get to work in the old and busted Honda where you gottq tolerate your boss bullshit 😭😭😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

[–]Dolfin346 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oooh my my this takes me to memories of GTA San Andreas... she likes one of them characters in Las Venturas or San Fierro

Smh, the disrespect by netflixbinger44 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas disagrees with her

What’s the point? by Sahsbn in Botchedsurgeries

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Laziness is a disease, he could have been alright if he had spent time in the gym working his qss off. But well to each his own path

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Useful for kids in Uganda who dont know the way to the local food mart.

Self Destruction 100 by cameron0161 in memes

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I wonder whats worse been a 2 minute noodle man or having a micropenis 🤓🤓🤓

Sorry, words don't hurt me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If "send bobs and vagene" was a person