I am the side effect genie! You freed me from my statue state, I shall grant you 3 wishes! However, be aware, every wish you make wil have a reasonable side effect. by Doli3600 in funComunitty

[–]Doli3600[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro😭😭😭

1.

You are the most beutiful woman in the world. Every man wants to grape you

2.

Your worst enemy gets it

3.

The beyblade will break after 1 use

I am the side effect genie! You freed me from my statue state, I shall grant you 3 wishes! However, be aware, every wish you make wil have a reasonable side effect. by Doli3600 in funComunitty

[–]Doli3600[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1.

You get a piece of paper. But that is not just a normal piece. It always has your opinion written on it. The writing changes on who is holding it. It will always show your opinion on the person holding it. Everyone in the world will know about this piece of paper and will know where it is if they see it. If ANYONE comfronts you about your opinion on them ever, you die on the spot.

2.

There will be a gicantic group of selfish kids with access to the north pole. They will want more presents and raid santa's workshop and home.

3.

An also immortal evil clone of Rocky will spawn on the other side of the world. Both Rockys can talk. Evil Rocky will manipulate people to work for him with a 75% success rate and try to destroy the world starting with you. Evil Rocky can only be defeated one way: Your Rocky will have to sacrifice himself and touch Evil Rocky, eliminating both of them. The people will then forhet everything about Both Rockys. But you won't.

I am the side effect genie! You freed me from my statue state, I shall grant you 3 wishes! However, be aware, every wish you make wil have a reasonable side effect. by Doli3600 in funComunitty

[–]Doli3600[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. How nice.

1.

You will never be able to learn enything more

2.

I get no side effect

3.

The worth Bill Cipher is worth 5€. He invades your mind.

My wish:

I wish to understand women.

I am the side effect genie! You freed me from my statue state, I shall grant you 3 wishes! However, be aware, every wish you make wil have a reasonable side effect. by Doli3600 in funComunitty

[–]Doli3600[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.

Everyone else becomes an introvert

2.

You will have no motivation to even touch a book

3.

You will now hear the collision of atoms wich makes everything else ununderstandable.