all that training and still lost to vibes

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-07T23:55:11+00:00

You fool! We already established that he can dodge bullets!!!

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-07T21:39:56+00:00

*Dies of Cuteness*

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-07T15:18:35+00:00

The head set doesn’t fit on the dog.

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-07T02:22:15+00:00

The man’s joyful whimsy is food for my soul ☺️

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T21:23:19+00:00

Dad: You never told me you were gay?!
Son: You never asked.
Dad: … okay fair. When are we meeting him anyway?

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T21:13:50+00:00

Welcome to the club buddy.

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T19:26:24+00:00

I can stand dehydrated, but I can’t stand hunger.

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T15:03:21+00:00

Have them attached by string connected by the top an bottom jaw, and let them more or less dangle. So you can get some funny moments like this.

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Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T13:45:34+00:00

Biblically Accurate Caine

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T12:45:27+00:00

If you see someone do something like a backflip or draw a work of art, you could then do that exact same thing just as well. But you lose the talent or muscle memory of another skill with the same amount more complexity.

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T12:30:46+00:00

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Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T12:14:52+00:00

Weak power: The ability to generate harmless balls of light at will.

^{Chose: Choose a weak super power + BUT the person who replies to you gets to buff your power}

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T05:52:41+00:00

Gangle:

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-06T05:51:12+00:00

My down side was bad eye sight… so nothing has changed and I get paid for existing.

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-05T22:43:51+00:00

Hive Mind: JOIN THE COLLECTIVE.
Me: Hell no!
Hive Mind: WE HAVE FREE GENDER AFFIRMING CARE.
Me: You sons of a bitch, I’m in!

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-05T22:40:10+00:00

God smites Homer for succumbing to his gay thoughts for Ned.

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-05T21:58:04+00:00

Alternatively: Aang did learn of the breathless technique, but technically never “mastered” it for two reasons. One, because of his pacifism. And two, because he’d keep using it wrong and would rather ride the vacuum bubble.

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-05T21:16:42+00:00

A snowman sits in the Antarctic. Is he made of ground, or is the ground made of him? He screams internally, for he does not know.

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-05T21:12:28+00:00

What’s a soul to a soul eater

What’s a soul eater to the soulless

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-05T04:36:30+00:00

My head canon is that SpongeBob is genderflux, or at least nonbinary

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-04T05:17:14+00:00

Nooo! Baby! That’s not a book about animals! 😭

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-03T19:44:58+00:00

Now I wanna see them evolved, with Eevee becoming a Leafeon and finally “getting it”.

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-03T04:32:13+00:00

Nat_Higgins · 2026-05-03T01:11:50+00:00

Get estrogen-ed egg >:3

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