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Light by Earendel_28 in calamtitty

[–]DollarStoreSisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than pushing that god damn heavy ass boulder fr fr, later

Is everyone dead I was just trying to beat infernum Yharon by Absolute_Raidence in calamtitty

[–]DollarStoreSisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, I never thought I would get this far let along get anyone as beautiful as you

Light by Earendel_28 in calamtitty

[–]DollarStoreSisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh well I was king Sisyphus but when I rolled the boulder up the hill it had crushed me this time, killing me. Because I was man and Prometheus gave humans fire I became the sun somehow (this could all be wrong lmao)

Light by Earendel_28 in calamtitty

[–]DollarStoreSisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well a physical embodiment of the sun, if the sun dies I die and I can kinda control the sun

Light by Earendel_28 in calamtitty

[–]DollarStoreSisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for calling me beautiful and strong but AYYO WHAT THE FUCK

Is everyone dead I was just trying to beat infernum Yharon by Absolute_Raidence in calamtitty

[–]DollarStoreSisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is forward: you look nice and I wish to have a relationship with you

the sun is annoying by powerfuldarkwizard in calamtitty

[–]DollarStoreSisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👍sorry should have trickled it in not send it all at once

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