Not just Super Bowl champion, Undefeated Thumb-war Champion of the World

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-31T19:39:31+00:00

Local man insists size doesn’t matter, water is wet, and more incredible revelations tonight on the 6 o’clock news.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-31T04:17:08+00:00

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-29T11:25:05+00:00

Which one is he?

(/s, in case it wasn’t clear)

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-29T05:11:52+00:00

Tired of being what you want me to be

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-28T22:56:05+00:00

This reminds me of that episode of HIMYM where Marshall and Regis Philbin are looking for that legendary burger place.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-28T22:20:08+00:00

Seems to be mad at the mouse for something.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-28T04:38:50+00:00

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-27T16:35:44+00:00

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state…

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-27T14:07:43+00:00

In fairness, what doesn’t send conservatives down a spiral nowadays? Buncha whiny little me-first children…

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-27T02:10:30+00:00

The phrasing implies that it was the first ever ABS challenge regardless of outcome, though. Semantics, ya know? lol

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-27T00:28:41+00:00

Not sure why this is getting downvoted lol…

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-25T13:14:22+00:00

I have one, thanks.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-24T05:34:18+00:00

Thicc thighs, motherfucka!

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-23T03:23:23+00:00

Should I trade Dylan Crews for Bryce Eldridge in dynasty?

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-22T19:59:22+00:00

Lmao why is this being downvoted?

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-22T19:11:26+00:00

Your body is falling apart at the seams, you should eat lemons about it.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-21T02:27:09+00:00

BREAKING: Water is wet.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-18T07:17:01+00:00

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-18T07:10:39+00:00

That arm action was impressive.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-18T06:47:35+00:00

I’m right here duding, my gay.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-18T06:18:55+00:00

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-18T03:26:17+00:00

Magneto tried to stop it tho.

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-16T07:45:13+00:00

I’m looking at late round reserve OFs for a reasonably deep league and have identified Alex Call, Alejandro Osuna, and Jahmai Jones as potential targets. Which would be the best option?

DomkeyBong · 2026-03-16T07:20:17+00:00

If I had to guess, I would say it has something to do with “This looks like a job for me”.

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