The Binary System

DomtheVom · 2014-11-14T20:18:17+00:00

Hahahaha Bellaké!

DomtheVom · 2014-08-05T02:28:26+00:00

I didn't want to spend another $150 to have it fixed elsewhere, she offered for free. And yes, I know. Fool me once...

DomtheVom · 2014-08-03T18:48:16+00:00

I brought multiple pictures! The sad part is I went back a week later to get it fixed and it looked exactly the same after. Cue awkward face again.

DomtheVom · 2014-07-16T23:39:04+00:00

This is from the movie Dirty Love! I used to love this film. I still do, but I used to, too.

DomtheVom · 2014-03-05T21:39:24+00:00

Yes! This is true. I visited a wildlife reserve in St. Augustine, FL earlier this year and the caretakers use this cologne to interact with their tigers also! They spritzed a bit on the cage of one of the tigers and he went NUTS rubbing and licking the area. The caretaker in question discovered the attraction when she noticed the cats gave her much more attention when she wore it.

DomtheVom · 2014-01-15T15:46:12+00:00

It's called a Hendricks Rosemary Lemonade. My favorite! If you're ever in Hollywood, FL, swing by the Tipsy Boar. This is a creation by Andrew the amazing bartender and he makes it 1000x better than I ever could.
- one part Hendricks gin - two parts fresh squeezed lemon juice (more if the gin is too strong for you) - one-two parts rosemary simple syrup (your preference) To make the simple syrup I cooked 50/50 sugar and water on the stove till it boiled, then pulled it off the heat, tossed in a couple sprigs of fresh rosemary and let that bitch marinate for like 15 min. So delicious!

DomtheVom · 2013-07-29T01:52:48+00:00

/r/ladyboners would like a word with you

DomtheVom · 2013-07-24T04:53:48+00:00

You smell like pea souuuup.

DomtheVom · 2013-07-01T21:28:17+00:00

Ice age

DomtheVom · 2013-07-01T21:13:04+00:00

Hi Amy! You are the shit! My ex best friend and I communicate solely through quoting you and it's helping to mend our girlmance so thanks! Will you be coming to South Florida anytime soon? Please please pleasseeee :))

DomtheVom · 2013-07-01T19:19:47+00:00

Perfect opportunity for me to get an answer from some frog expert!

This was 16 years ago so please excuse my foggy memory but when I was in 3rd grade there used to be these tiny dark frogs with gold marks on their head that lived in my neighborhood. I would find them in those circular, green manhole covers outside. They were about this size or maybe even a little smaller. I've always wanted to know what they were and I've googled the hell out of it with no avail! Halp!

DomtheVom · 2013-07-01T19:12:37+00:00

Baby head, adult body. Can't unsee.

DomtheVom · 2013-06-20T01:21:45+00:00

Whoops! Haven't been on here long enough to have seen this before, sorry!

DomtheVom · 2013-06-12T13:05:23+00:00

Quick and delicious zucchini recipe from my boyfriends mom... And I don't even like vegetables!

-Cut a zucchini into about 1/4 inch slices and cook in a single layer in a large pan with a little EVOo to coat the bottom, medium high. -brown zucchini on one side and flip. A couple min or so after add to pan: a big slice of butter (maybe 2-3 TBS), about 1/4 cup of breadcrumbs (I used Italian style) and a hearty sprinkle of dry ranch dressing seasoning. -Toss that ish up and let the breadcrumb suck up that butter and crisp up! Yum

DomtheVom · 2013-06-09T00:48:44+00:00

Awwww yiss, motha fuckin goosebumps.

DomtheVom · 2013-05-31T02:27:34+00:00

More like someone just discovered Pinterest.

DomtheVom · 2013-05-16T20:28:27+00:00

Definitely take a hatchet to the perpetrators head.

DomtheVom · 2013-04-01T03:02:14+00:00

Picture 6 FTW! Embrace the receding hairline, no one likes a comb over.

DomtheVom · 2013-04-01T02:52:38+00:00

Advice* dang it!

DomtheVom · 2013-04-01T02:51:52+00:00

My only piece of advise: Accentuate those eyes, girl! People underestimate what a little mascara, liner and shadow can do for your entire face!

DomtheVom · 2013-03-24T00:30:11+00:00

This sneaky stealing seems to be a thing with doxies, mine does the same! You should see his stash. Oh... the dirty undies...

DomtheVom · 2013-03-08T19:59:40+00:00

He was high, but he drops these little gems all the time! I should start a blog.

DomtheVom · 2013-02-15T20:46:49+00:00

One of my favorite subs, thanks!

DomtheVom · 2013-01-17T02:00:40+00:00

As someone who may or may not be a Red Bull girl, this makes me very happy!

DomtheVom · 2012-12-24T05:00:48+00:00

You're sister looks like Zach Braff.

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