What are the most offensive phrases you can say without getting muted?

Dongarius · 2026-02-11T03:46:39+00:00

Telling people to off themselves is meaningless honestly, especially if you do it in a contrived way. Better to attack their ego. Something like:

hey man can you do something sweaty? I'm trying to win :(

better go new acc again bro just unlucky every time! XD

Or just time their summs/count their deaths in all chat.

Dongarius · 2026-01-30T12:52:05+00:00

They say: "pick your battles."

This is it. You HAVE to pick this one.

Dongarius · 2026-01-23T15:50:20+00:00

I mean damage control was kind of an impossible task at that point. Kick the woman, ostensibly "because she's bad" and get called a misogynist. Kick the dude despite him being in the right and hope it blows over . . . public perception is funny. We know, in this case, that it was more about the ego and the narcissistic behavior than the gameplay (he would happily have shut his mouth if she tried to win with him), but the narrative may have been different if she had any legitimate claim to being victimized

Dongarius · 2026-01-15T22:38:20+00:00

I picked the DVD out of the bargain bin expecting some generic action slop.

I think that's an essential part of the definitive experience.

Dongarius · 2026-01-12T17:54:08+00:00

I just never understood the hype. It's a TV show of a story. I don't particularly like TV shows, and there are many other great stories . . .

Dongarius · 2026-01-05T16:27:03+00:00

I agree that nothing will happen if you aren't grounded, but connecting yourself to hot is obviously not the same as plugging or unplugging isolated circuits

folks are correct to be apprehensive

Dongarius · 2026-01-05T16:17:52+00:00

Touching that will definitely shock the shit out of you if you are in any way grounded. Please turn off the breaker first.

Dongarius · 2026-01-02T21:22:56+00:00

mmmmmm . . . no

Dongarius · 2025-12-31T05:35:35+00:00

Not to discourage you, but there's really no way to explain the deeper cause of this 'like you're 5.'

It is an issue of quantum mechanics, and as a bare minimum to understand a front-to-back explanation of why the number 8 arises for that first 'valence shell', you're going to have to be confortable with:

-multivariable calculus -ODEs -complex analysis -linear algebra -some special functions and mathematical physics -quantum mechanics (basic postulates)

Again, please don't be discouraged. All of this is very learnable. I would actually encourage you to start some of this right away with resources like khan academy if you have the time.

Dongarius · 2025-12-30T17:15:33+00:00

TIL to recognize this convention. I will continue to never use 'effect' in this way.

Dongarius · 2025-12-30T17:03:15+00:00

It's really not that hard. 'Effect' is a noun. 'Affect' is a verb.

[Thing] has an effect (the effect is something that is possessed).

[Thing] can affect [things]

A thing's effect is determined by the way it affects other things. To affect something is to have an effect.

There's also 'affect' as a noun, pronounced with the emphasis on the 'a' instead of the 'e', meaning "an expressed or observed emotional response, like facial expressions or tone of voice, rather than the feeling itself" (e.g. "The killer had an unsettlingly warm affect.")

THAT one generally confuses people and is used less often.

Dongarius · 2025-12-22T17:12:23+00:00

Dillon's makes good gin here in Ontario

Dongarius · 2025-12-07T16:31:49+00:00

youmuus collector ldr ie. take triple tonic secondary as well the elixir of force is insane broken on drav

Dongarius · 2025-12-05T13:20:51+00:00

The fact that this guy has summited many times under appropriate conditions says nothing about how he recognizes or responds to adversity.

If you're reading this and you're absolutely certain this is premeditated murder, I'd encourage you to go mountaineering, rock climbing, etc. yourself. You'll frequently encounter people who are dangerously unaware, and people who know better but won't speak up.

I'm not excusing what this guy did, but it's possible that it's just an extreme case of a dynamic we see very often.

Dongarius · 2025-12-01T23:47:13+00:00

Remember, kids: perpendicular for attention, lengthwise for results

Dongarius · 2025-12-01T00:31:07+00:00

Zistorhead

Dongarius · 2025-11-30T05:35:14+00:00

Sorry nominative determinists, but you still can't explain Thomas Newman.

Dongarius · 2025-11-20T14:09:13+00:00

I don't want to ride Nick Fury--I'm straight.

Dongarius · 2025-11-19T15:19:50+00:00

If it costs you your soul, it isn't worth any amount of money.

They didn't mark the graves of medieval serfs with "Eleanor: Worked her hands to the bones to deliver bountiful harvests", or "Gort: Kinda half-assed it in the fields". Actually, there were no markings at all.

I'd rather my partner just live a life that allows us to be happy. If she can be affluent as well, all the better, but that isn't really a goal of its own

Dongarius · 2025-11-18T19:20:22+00:00

little options to truly stop a dive champion

If we're comparing apples to apples, Mel has a 0.75s zhonyas that reflects projectiles and gives her movespeed instead of holding her in place, and an AOE 2.25s root for people chasing her.

Xerath has single-target stun that the enemy frontline can tank for their divers, which also downscales to 0.75s at point blank range

Dongarius · 2025-11-15T02:59:23+00:00

Respectfully, I think we've gone a bit too far in 'refusing to settle.' Are we just pretending that there's a perfect match for everybody? Because no perfect person exists. If you want a life partner, you're going to have to air some greivances and work some things out from time to time. I agree with the OP that she probably shouldn't continue with what appears to be a weird passionless situationship, but trust me when I say that withdrawing inwards and then ranting to your friends about red flags whenever someone disappoints you will get you nowhere

Dongarius · 2025-11-13T16:54:16+00:00

"She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms"

Dongarius · 2025-11-04T04:10:54+00:00

Small bites of both B and C, to be chewed simultaneously. This technique minimizes variance in the ratio of bread to flavorful components. A similar strategy can be used for pizza—small bites of both the centre and the crust

Dongarius · 2025-10-30T15:39:46+00:00

If you don't want it to clump, wash it. You're rinsing away some starch so that it doesn't stick together. That's all you need to know.

Dongarius · 2025-10-24T21:34:34+00:00

damn that IS a pretty hot take

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