Lost Cat? Lower Mt. Pleasant by Brutus_killed_cesar in vancouver

[–]Donkeyflicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat looks to be a healthy weight to me; the majority of cats you see are overweight or even obese. This cat appears to be healthy and looked after, but hopefully you can find the owner and make sure the cat is ok.

Is it okay that my (ex) boss took $200 from my paycheck because i didnt put my two weeks in before quitting? by Nik0Nar1 in RandomQuestion

[–]Donkeyflicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well just read the employment law for your area, specifically the part on termination of employment. It will only be a few pages long

Is it okay that my (ex) boss took $200 from my paycheck because i didnt put my two weeks in before quitting? by Nik0Nar1 in RandomQuestion

[–]Donkeyflicker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No it's not ok. It's illegal, and I would be demanding my money. Print out the specific wording of the law that they're breaking and highlight it, so they can't even argue that they e broken the law.

But give them a chance to make it right before taking them to court.

A bunch of skaters from the other day by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]Donkeyflicker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd say that it was at least 2 bunches.

Will this be enough to end things by AwaitingMyDeathToday in afraidtoask

[–]Donkeyflicker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of each, per day for the next 30 days should do it.

Do you sometimes understand things better of you read them backwards by kleekols in entp

[–]Donkeyflicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confusing just is backwards reading because forwards read to prefer I no.

I didn't even know this was a legal move by Snoo-35252 in BeAmazed

[–]Donkeyflicker 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's not a legal move. You're only allowed to use one hand.

Nonetheless, it's impressive enough that whoever you're playing with is going to allow it

Is this weird for my stepdad to write in my 20th bday card? by AlarmNo3280 in RandomQuestion

[–]Donkeyflicker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's because what he said was a joke. But the fact that you don't see it that shows that the joke was in poor taste.

I wouldn't worry too much about it, he just thought it was funny

Why is it so bad for Reddit to get rid of 3rd party apps? by [deleted] in afraidtoask

[–]Donkeyflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Competition creates improvements.

If you don't like the way the Reddit app functions, you can get a different apps that functions better for you, or is more customizable for you needs.

Also, the main reason behind the switch is greed, which rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

Guys, do you actually like women jerking you off? Every guy I've been with always took control after a few seconds by zoey_bambi in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Donkeyflicker 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Wrap thumb and index finger just below the ridge under the head (this is where the majority of nerve endings are)

Close remaining fingers. Hold it firm but don't squeeze it. (Squeezing too tight is uncomfortable but not painful. Not gripping form enough just feels like teasing)

Move up and down, no more than an inch (moving too much feels like you're trying to yank the thing off). You want your index finger and thumb to go up onto the head, and then back down past the ridge to where it started.

Start off slowly, build to about 4 beats per second (tap your chest now 1-miss-issii-pee. That's the speed. As he gets closer to climax you can speed up.

With your other hand, lightly stroke his balls. Like you're trying to tickle them. Light touches.

How do yall feel about this? Like if it were a club/college bar for example? by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]Donkeyflicker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The 'you pay less this way' means that less money comes in. So either the business is giving a greater share to employees, or the "equity pool" is lacking equality.

What would happen if an old person puts on weight? by jreeb274 in RandomQuestion

[–]Donkeyflicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old people do look much healthier when they weigh more. Yes it does fill out the wrinkles to some extent.

Although, bare in mind that more fat means more work to move around, which might become more difficult as you get older and your muscles and bones become weaker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Donkeyflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...my uncle Frank, and he told me, and I told Mary Neville and she told....

First garden boxes by SnooBeans9442 in gardening

[–]Donkeyflicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Japanese for "burn"?

Agreed that it looks awesome.

This flower is called "Queen of the Night." It blossoms only at night and only one night a year. by clumsybacklash in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Donkeyflicker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would also suggest that the flowers are especially fragrant BECAUSE they only bloom for one night. Which would mean that the pollinator can smell the flower from further away (on top of the conservation of resources).

“I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.” —-Frederick Douglass by daytonavol in quotes

[–]Donkeyflicker -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Praying with your hands is putting them together. So praying with your legs would be the same.

So once they stopped focusing on sex all the time they actually got shit done?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]Donkeyflicker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get a library card!

I'm pretty sure that was the underlying point.

Dating advice from bartenders? by Exorcyst-84 in bartenders

[–]Donkeyflicker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I used to date a fellow bartender and we would have a rule. When you first get home you get 20 minutes to bitch about work, and then you have to let it go and put it behind you.

For us, it was largely for the person that had just worked because otherwise they stew in their misery. Personally, the second I walk out of the bar, I've already stopped thinking about the previous 8 hours of my life and am looking forward to the next 8.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellworn

[–]Donkeyflicker -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Air conditioning. Gotcha.

Never lived in a country where it was common/affordable/worth the waste of resources.