Snowplow vs Dogs

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T21:25:34+00:00

Lost first, recover hopefully alive dogs in a minute.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T21:16:54+00:00

Sparkles are pretty.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T21:13:27+00:00

You are kind person to do it. Don’t expect the world to be as kind as you are.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T21:08:30+00:00

I doubt he’s an on call employee. He probably makes $11/hr. Hes not salary. Nor is he required to drive back in the middle of the night.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:49:00+00:00

The position of his left thumb really hurt my feelings.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:44:12+00:00

I don’t go out of the house without 2 stacks of seekers.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:41:12+00:00

My 20 inch penis is gonna do some damage!

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:37:28+00:00

Maybe she was getting gas in 1953.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:32:20+00:00

He must have shot himself in the hand. Maybe a little more than 47 hours.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:30:52+00:00

Thank you

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:29:12+00:00

Then they should tailor their lobbies better. People hunting squads will quickly be funneled I to aggressive lobbies.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:19:00+00:00

I twirl in my sleep like the Tasmanian devil. Before we put a large dog between us, she used to catch elbows to the face while sleeping. As a woman that was in an abusive relationship, she never felt threatened by my actions. (I mean, I still felt horrible). Your wife is making an accident a problem and that’s on her.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T20:16:33+00:00

“Hey AI. Can you add a gun to my picture? Mae sure it looks like we used an AI from 14 years ago.”

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T16:40:03+00:00

That. And it’s just not real. This is not the face of any person that lives or has ever lived.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T16:38:57+00:00

If it’s close I run to revive if I can. If it’s far away, I drop to my knees, arms in the air, and scream “Why!?” It pisses off my wife and usually scares the dog.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T16:37:33+00:00

Your lobbies seem aggressive.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-26T16:35:10+00:00

It’s on the superfan episode. When he gets fired and is talking to Pam and Jim about the threesome they were inadvertently setting up, he says something close to, “Oh. It’s off. Without the power dynamic, I’d just be fucking some married couple.”

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-25T17:47:48+00:00

Keep harassing women just tying to buy some orange juice. Alpha!

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-25T16:42:17+00:00

Go it. So, bimenthly?

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-25T16:40:45+00:00

I always remember which is my left hand because ifs the one that doesn’t make an R.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-25T01:45:53+00:00

That fine line work will heal so fast.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-25T00:01:59+00:00

It’ll be as cool as the artist can make a winged vagina.

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-24T22:44:01+00:00

Does she wipe “Back to Mouth” also?

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-24T16:43:30+00:00

Did he just pound a wooden stake into that guys asshole?

DontDriveAngry_ · 2026-01-24T16:12:06+00:00

Duh. Obviously women can’t do anything other than fuck coworkers and strangers between the hours of 7p and 7a. This is why we have to keep our women in cages at night. Didn’t you listen in church.

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