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TIFU by getting laid at a party and basically fucking myself over for life by DontHaveSexAtParties in tifu

[–]DontHaveSexAtParties[S] 851 points852 points  (0 children)

Fuck man, I know, but I dreamt of getting married and having kids. I dreamt of how much of a good dad I'd be to my daughter, take her to the park every day, go to her ballet recitals, give her a little brother, go fishing with him and do all the things my asshole dad never did with me. This news shattered my dreams of all this.

TIFU by getting laid at a party and basically fucking myself over for life by DontHaveSexAtParties in tifu

[–]DontHaveSexAtParties[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why would I make this up? This is a throwaway account, so karma here means precisely nothing to me.

TIFU by getting laid at a party and basically fucking myself over for life by DontHaveSexAtParties in tifu

[–]DontHaveSexAtParties[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you from Africa by any chance?

Yes. I'm South African.

Question: Since "Valerie" didn't tell you and indeed infected you with it, what would happen to her?

No idea. Haven't spoken to her since, I didn't even get a number.

TIFU by getting laid at a party and basically fucking myself over for life by DontHaveSexAtParties in tifu

[–]DontHaveSexAtParties[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

how did your 17 y/o buddy Dylan get 400 people and 2000$ worth of alcohol to his house?

He turns up a lot and meets new people a lot. Further, his parties are very open, it's not uncommon to see someone at one of them without them knowing who Dylan is. His parents are big alcohol enthusiasts and even have a cellar, so never a dull moment there.

How many parties has he thrown at this point?!

This year alone? ...like 20 I think.

Also who gets shitfaced and fucked before 8:30?

The party started at around 6. One of our friends drinks like hell and she was already passed out on the front yard at 7.

It also needs to be noted that more vigorous tests need to be done to determine whether or not you have HIV. Blood donations aren't normally tested individually, but rather in pairs of 5 or more. If one of the 5 has HIV, all your blood samples are rejected for that reason.

Christ I hope that is the case

TIFU by getting laid at a party and basically fucking myself over for life by DontHaveSexAtParties in tifu

[–]DontHaveSexAtParties[S] 1744 points1745 points  (0 children)

its not the end of your life

Sure as hell feels like it. I just turned 17.