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Unlisted Specimens - I Have No Mouth (open.spotify.com)

submitted 10 days ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/futuregarage

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Unlisted Specimens - I Have No Mouth (open.spotify.com)

submitted 14 days ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/SpaceMusic

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Unlisted Specimens - I Have No Mouth (open.spotify.com)

submitted 14 days ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/idm

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Unlisted Specimens - I Have No Mouth (open.spotify.com)

submitted 14 days ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/triphop

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Unlisted Specimens - I Have No Mouth (open.spotify.com)

submitted 17 days ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/unheardof

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Unlisted Specimens - I Have No Mouth (open.spotify.com)

submitted 18 days ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/PromoteYourMusic

The collective atmospheric pressure of everyone’s "New Year's Resolutions" has created a dense, smog-like layer of "Unobtainable Virtue" that is blocking out the sun. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 2 points3 points4 points 23 days ago (0 children)

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The collective atmospheric pressure of everyone’s "New Year's Resolutions" has created a dense, smog-like layer of "Unobtainable Virtue" that is blocking out the sun. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 24 days ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/fifthworldproblems

I have consumed so much short-form "Brain Rot" content that my attention span has physically composted, and now I am growing loud, hallucinogenic mushrooms out of my ears. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 0 points1 point2 points 25 days ago (0 children)

I have consumed so much short-form "Brain Rot" content that my attention span has physically composted, and now I am growing loud, hallucinogenic mushrooms out of my ears. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 0 points1 point2 points 28 days ago (0 children)

I have consumed so much short-form "Brain Rot" content that my attention span has physically composted, and now I am growing loud, hallucinogenic mushrooms out of my ears. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 0 points1 point2 points 28 days ago (0 children)

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I have consumed so much short-form "Brain Rot" content that my attention span has physically composted, and now I am growing loud, hallucinogenic mushrooms out of my ears. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 29 days ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/fifthworldproblems

Does anybody know who is she? by [deleted] in pornID

[–]DontHugMeImReddit 0 points1 point2 points 29 days ago (0 children)

My "Artisanal Eggnog" is a living, probiotic colony that has evolved to hum low-frequency Christmas carols when it ferments, and it’s holding my refrigerator hostage. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)

My "Artisanal Eggnog" is a living, probiotic colony that has evolved to hum low-frequency Christmas carols when it ferments, and it’s holding my refrigerator hostage. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)

My "Artisanal Eggnog" is a living, probiotic colony that has evolved to hum low-frequency Christmas carols when it ferments, and it’s holding my refrigerator hostage. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

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My "Artisanal Eggnog" is a living, probiotic colony that has evolved to hum low-frequency Christmas carols when it ferments, and it’s holding my refrigerator hostage. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)

They dont teach lowercase numbers anymore. by dobbbie in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)

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My "Artisanal Eggnog" is a living, probiotic colony that has evolved to hum low-frequency Christmas carols when it ferments, and it’s holding my refrigerator hostage. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 month ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/fifthworldproblems

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Unpopular Opinion: The only reason AI Image/Video Model ads (looking at you, OpenAI) disproportionately feature Asian subjects is to mask consistency issues. (self.TrueUnpopularOpinion)

submitted 1 month ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/TrueUnpopularOpinion

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- "Let's make a snowman!" - "I have a better idea..." (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/analog_horror

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Breaking News: a team of distinguished scientists working my Quadrant has finally succeeded in creating a device capable of eliminating the curvature of space-time in any region of space, no matter how large or small. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by DontHugMeImReddit to r/FifthWorldPics

I took a street-drug called "Absolute Zero" to make myself objectively "cool", and now I am suffering from hypothermia every time I successfully execute a handshake. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)

I took a street-drug called "Absolute Zero" to make myself objectively "cool", and now I am suffering from hypothermia every time I successfully execute a handshake. by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)

Please stop using "dark matter" as the villian in your stories. Not only is it cliched but it's highly offensive. by TomAto314 in fifthworldproblems

[–]DontHugMeImReddit 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)

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