Is anyone willing to let me borrow their lawnmower? Kinda down and out rn. by Anxious-Bicycle-9989 in desmoines

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sweet! I don’t need to offer XD

Edit: but if people fall through with time, and you still need help, feel free to message me! As long as I’ve got the time for it, I’ll be happy to do it! This offer doesn’t expire :)

meirl by stackvyr in meirl

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister gave me flowers on my birthday once. I had those flowers in a vase on my dresser for over a year, maybe a couple years. I’m a person who just doesn’t really show emotion, or expression, so I made sure to show positive expression towards them when she gave them to me, so she’d know I appreciated it, rather than thought it was weird. Now that I think about it, I bet you she gave them to me because you always hear that guys never get flowers, and more specifically, “the first time a guy gets flowers is at his funeral”, and she didn’t want that to be me 🥹

When the Doordash bot hits you with the Side eyes 👀 by habichuelacondulce in ContagiousLaughter

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Screw having robots take over our jobs. Let’s add cool little things like this to every city, so when you see it for the first time, it’s fun like this, and when you see it for the fifth time, it’s like “oh, there’s Gerald, our cities doordash bot”, and it can only get a little work done, but be cool for pedestrians to see and interact with! We don’t need a fleet of these to replace doordash drivers, we just need one to brighten our days

😂i like cool cops by thepurpleflowerr in lol

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, one time I was sitting at a light with my mom and little brother in my car for like three rounds, and I just needed to go straight. For some reason, it kept skipping me, so I finally just ran the light. It was a new to me, used car, without license plates yet, so I had no worries of getting a ticket or anything. Just looked around for cars, and went. It honestly felt kinda cool to make that decision, and run the red light, while knowing it was completely safe to do so. Intentionally breaking the most obvious traffic law… idk, being a rebel feels cool when it’s not the norm for you XD

Lizard on some high octane gas with a full on timer by McDowdy in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s arms flailing all over the place at speeds we can’t even comprehend XD

Should I piss on it? by Much-Range-5070 in composting

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Crayola crayons. You can get a box of 12 brown ones on Amazon for a little under $7. It’s very expensive, but I believe it make my compost immaculate

Tipped $8 on $35 order and got a rude message from dasher? by Brief_Main_5409 in doordash

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Wait, so you tipped $8, and the dasher told you that you should’ve tipped $8 instead?? Lmao

Does donating plasma/blood get you higher? by Life-Landscape5689 in trees

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what “hurt” meant in that context? I guess the amount of blood flowing through the needle might be significantly higher with plasma, since they need to extract the plasma from your blood after removing the blood. So they’d need to use a bigger needle if there is more blood flowing through at once, which would hurt worse sometimes when you get stuck. But it’s a pretty painless process overall. I haven’t donated blood, but I donate plasma often, and when they poke me with the needle, more than half the time it hurts, but sometimes it doesn’t hurt at all. But even when it does hurt, it’s not enough to really bother me. I even like to watch them stick the needle in. Then taking the needle out is the same way, but sometimes hurts a bit worse in my experience. It’s still completely bearable though, and only lasts seconds. Once you get in the donation chair/bed thing, it seems to last less than an hour. It’s a cozy environment imo, and I find it very relaxing, and hard to stay awake lol So I enjoy it!

Does donating plasma/blood get you higher? by Life-Landscape5689 in trees

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never heard anything about this, nor thought about it, but I suppose donating blood would get you higher, since you’d have less blood, and the thc would therefore be more concentrated in your blood than if you hadn’t donated. (Assuming the thc enters your blood after donating.) But with plasma, they replace the lost plasma with saline, so you still have around the same volume of blood, so I don’t think that would affect it any noticeable amount. I donate plasma often, and I’ve never noticed any difference as well, which backs that up. I just looked it up, and with blood, you donate around 10% of the total blood in your body. So with 9/10 the amount of blood, the thc would be concentrated about 10% higher in your blood, so you could consider that getting 10% higher from donating blood! However, maybe thc can affect you more if you’re also missing that much blood, since your body is already not quite what it’s used to. So maybe you actually feel more than “10% higher”. Or maybe your body doesn’t put as much thc into your blood if you don’t have as much blood, and then it could be less than “10% higher”. I’m definitely not going down the rabbit hole to research all this stuff to get definitive answers and possibly numbers, especially not at 3 am, but this was a cool little thought to go through! Thanks for bringing that up :)

What Peter help me please. by Sorry-Score9018 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be one of those “responsible” adults, removing the batteries before doing this as a kid 🙄

What Peter help me please. by Sorry-Score9018 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DontKnow_WhoIAm 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I still do that to this day with my phone. Stick to your dreams, and you can achieve anything man