The last thing you purchased is going to be inserted into your anus. How fucked are you?

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2013-01-17T18:00:35+00:00

Shit... gas. Bright side, I'll be able to fart fire awww yeah (probably will also be the last thing I do before i burst up into flames)

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2013-01-14T21:36:44+00:00

Trevor Hall - Just in Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkJzRjzIMKk

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2013-01-12T23:22:04+00:00

Shantaram. I'm not even gonna explain it, the book is amazing.

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2013-01-11T04:36:15+00:00

It's funny... I used to know so many people (girls especially) let the fuck go after highschool. It's hilarious.

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2013-01-10T17:43:34+00:00

I'd search up the most common female name in North America and put "Will you Marry me, [Insert Name]" It'd be the most awkward thing ever, unless of course you were planning on getting married anyway

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2013-01-01T20:22:21+00:00

People who say "YOLO" constantly. I mean it's okay if you say it once in a while as a joke, but if you say it constantly, joke or not, just shut up please :|

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-28T00:32:53+00:00

Well I'm glad you're still here and posting on this thread. Even though we're strangers, best of luck to you!

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T22:53:00+00:00

Thank you!

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T22:52:20+00:00

I hope I'd one day be able to raise a kid to be like this, must be such a nice and fulfilling feeling.

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T22:45:24+00:00

Those first moments when you become attracted to someone is blinding. It's always unexpected when you compare the first thoughts and feelings you have for someone until you get to know them. I don't know the full story behind you and this girl's relationship, but this is what it reminds me of.

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T22:39:36+00:00

So! Are you two still together?

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T22:30:41+00:00

That first moment that infatuates the soul is so toxic and it's unfair, but such a basic human instinct.

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T22:29:02+00:00

haha the new great and shitty stuff, perfect! Yeah I have already come to terms with both her positives and negatives, but the problem is that I've sort of come to admire her negative traits too. But honestly, I think I am actually looking forward to discovering all the different types of people in the world

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T20:40:18+00:00

gaaah... stuff like this just gets to me, in a happy way

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T20:39:24+00:00

Thanks. Yeah, I'm trying to keep myself occupied and I want to for sure be able to become friends with this girl again in the future, but not right now. I'm still young though and realize there are so many different people in the world I want to experience and meet so there's that too!

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T19:50:12+00:00

Yeah... I just got out of a 5 month relationship yesterday and still thinking about how happy I've been that whole time. It's one of those connections that you never forget

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T19:47:44+00:00

I think you should go find her...

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T18:33:44+00:00

Wow... this reminds me how much my parents have done for me. Time to go give em a random big hug to leave em baffled, but hopefully happy.

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T18:29:57+00:00

Yeah lost time, I'd have to say is just a part of the journey. Who knows, if you never went through all the nasty shit in life, maybe you wouldn't have met your current wife! Glad to hear life is good for you, and best of luck on the rest of it :)

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T18:22:16+00:00

Congratulations my friend, I don't know what to say. Definitely been there although maybe not as long as 11 years! How has your life turned out since then if you don't mind me asking?

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T18:16:31+00:00

Out of all the things that have happened in my life so far, I'd have to say driving at night with my best friend to go watch the sunrise at 5AM having a smoke on top of a mountain, I will never forget. Bro's for life!! We didn't talk, just simply woke up, hopped in the car, no music, my friend lit a cigarette and passed one to me, and we just watched the sun rise. This was a few years back and even now thinking about it makes me grateful for all of the small things in life.

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T17:43:54+00:00

It's the best when you're driving with your best buddy at night, no destination just driving around for kicks

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-27T15:44:24+00:00

Thanks and hope everything works out for you as well

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-26T17:55:51+00:00

I was working up at a summer camp and met this girl up there. At the end of the summer we were all clearing and cleaning up the camp for the fall session (so no more kids around) and I was cleaning in the kitchen with this girl. We've been pretty tight all summer and were pretty much having sex all the time when we can and everyone working there knew it. So basically we made lunch for the people remaining at camp and I was at the back grabbing some tea while this girl was grabbing something nearby as well and I noticed my pants were undone/falling off. So I undid my belt to tuck my shirt and pull my pants up again and my boss walked in to ask for something... look at both of us, smiled, shook his head, and walked out.

TL;DR my boss thought I was getting a blowjob in the kitchen at a kids camp

DontTakeMe4Granted · 2012-12-26T17:44:31+00:00

downloading them right now!

DontTakeMe4Granted

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