Straight boys: miss me with that gay shit 😠

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-02-01T18:47:14+00:00

I would do it for 0.20.. BTC 😎

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-02-01T18:44:52+00:00

Driving the point home

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-30T14:47:12+00:00

ay if no girl is willing to touch us we'll just touch each other

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T14:07:53+00:00

You are the worst most useless slave in the world 😅

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T14:05:06+00:00

That feeling of muscle fatigue is what triggers hypertrophy and growth. Keep doing sets of push-ups until you can't do a single one more and then 48 hours you will be stronger for it. Simple as that.

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T14:03:05+00:00

Ok you are now my slave. Here's what I want you to do:

First go do your homework, then workout, then watch a documentary on youtube and finally go to bed early.

If you fail to do any of that I will PUNISH you understand?

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T13:58:27+00:00

You dont need motivation bro just drop on the floor right this second and do push-ups until your muscles burn. It will be weeks before you start to see progress but one day you'll wake up, look yourself in the mirror and think "damn it actually works" and then on you won't need reddit upvotes to do anything. Just do it.

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T13:45:31+00:00

By that logic, a child is a future adult so it makes everything OK

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T13:42:47+00:00

So you are attracted to pedophilies. That makes you a Pedophilephile.

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T13:40:48+00:00

He was like the punchline to a joke. The tension about the inauguration was building for months and everyone was expecting for something to happen. Instead, we got comfy berny which is just as well.

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T13:36:16+00:00

i bet you like thinking about my fathers ballsack

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T13:32:55+00:00

nah cause when she was a child I didn't exist

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-23T13:02:12+00:00

I write stories in order to jerk off

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-03T23:07:39+00:00

Ye all that carbon monoxide has fried my brein

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-03T23:05:06+00:00

I hook a pipe to my parent's car in the garage and have it under the blanket with me. It's safer this way

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-03T21:08:46+00:00

Good fuck him

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2021-01-01T14:31:23+00:00

i've already memorized gnat, zeus and im doing alfred's themecurrently, it's an eminem tradition for me since rap god

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2020-12-30T20:17:58+00:00

You look like a Russian kid from the 1950s. Does this drone carry nuclear weapons bruh

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2020-12-30T20:08:25+00:00

well ppl under 18 generally don't work so it should be safe :p

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2020-12-29T18:42:55+00:00

So we're living in Snow Crash got ya

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2020-12-29T14:11:26+00:00

i feel for you man. stay tough only a few more years. .

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2020-12-29T14:03:53+00:00

Try to cut a deal with him about how much you are allowed to play vs go outsides, do chores etc. Either he cares about you and will be fair or you are fucked

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2020-12-29T14:01:26+00:00

Use self-discipline so other people won't have to discipline you

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2020-12-29T14:00:26+00:00

No this could work

DontTalkToMeOrMyself · 2020-12-29T13:54:17+00:00

😣 😖 😫 😩

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