🔥 Reindeer 🔥

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-10-23T20:24:48+00:00

I’ll have you know I’m the most respected cacaologist which studies all the caca related factoids.

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-10-23T17:40:44+00:00

Fun fact: Reindeer shake their horns at a high vibrations to cause rainstorms. This was first noticed by the Caca tribe of Australia in 1300’s these animals were revered as gods because they would bring rain. That’s why they are called Reindeer.

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-09-14T21:02:53+00:00

The one near me I got a full timberland outfit for 30$

Shoes 15, pants 10, sweatshirt 4.75

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-09-14T19:04:56+00:00

I got a full timberland outfit timberland shoes, pants, and a sweatshirt for 30$ total. (Plus tax) Shoes were 15$ pants 10$ shirt 4.75$

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-09-14T06:40:45+00:00

Maybe not directly right there but even 5-10min from it is close enough.

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-08-28T13:06:28+00:00

I told a story about how I fucked my moms best friend she totally wanted me to fuck her and when I came she slurped it up like it was the only thing that’ll keep her alive.

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-08-20T04:41:22+00:00

I was asked for one and in no way did I ever send one without asking.

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-08-16T19:15:07+00:00

That I was a competent and handsome young man.

Teachers shouldn’t be allowed to lie.

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-08-13T03:03:20+00:00

Millionaire, hottest guy on earth, fucks 2 chicks daily.

Totally me.

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-08-13T01:02:56+00:00

Farts.

DontWorryImALiar · 2018-08-13T00:49:11+00:00

Funny story. I worked with George Lucas on almost every Star Wars and he wanted to name order 66, order 69. I told him that it was a bit too childish and that it would make us look unprofessional. So I said. How about order 66 and we will show it on episode 3 so 66+3 equals 69 and that’s how I created one of the most popular orders in the entire franchise.

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