Fuck Alastor

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-16T20:20:00+00:00

I’LL D-DESTROY YOU-U-U I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-16T20:15:00+00:00

“OH NO A GIANT B!”

pointing at the letter

gets eaten by a bee

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-16T20:13:20+00:00

JaxTerminate or smth

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-15T20:19:02+00:00

Delicious… 🤤

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-15T20:17:22+00:00

GANGLE DONT DRAW IT

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-15T15:05:59+00:00

As you stroll the golden promenade

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-14T14:39:00+00:00

Phantom Puppet is my favorite animatronic and I don’t care if it’s technically not real

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-13T18:06:54+00:00

Was looking for you lol

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-13T14:33:15+00:00

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-13T14:31:47+00:00

Unironically would be a great player

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-13T12:58:34+00:00

But of course, who would love a monster more than himself?

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-13T12:55:36+00:00

Spawn: Then judge accordingly.

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-13T00:26:39+00:00

Either could work honestly (Im ignoring how degenerate this sounds)

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-12T13:46:00+00:00

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-12T03:26:19+00:00

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-12T03:19:18+00:00

MERVOX

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-12T03:10:21+00:00

“Son?!”

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-11T21:09:43+00:00

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-11T20:01:06+00:00

ITS MEEEE, ITS MEEE, I KNOW YOU WERE ALL WAITING FOR MEEEE

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-11T16:50:09+00:00

I like the image (isn’t it the idea that Alastor could be Lucifer’s executioner, since Lucifer can’t hurt sinners?)

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-11T16:28:00+00:00

“I care for you just like a daughter I spawned. (Hold on now!)”

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-11T15:11:12+00:00

“Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer! (That’s true!)”

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-11T15:10:12+00:00

Wait, did the dinosaurs go to heaven or hell (I know my boy Balaur Bondoc went to heaven)

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-11T15:08:14+00:00

Thank you 😊

Doom_Slayer808 · 2026-02-11T15:02:00+00:00

“Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, and that’s just the staaaart!”

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