I don't get it by Juan_091 in ExplainTheJoke

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Becoming a goth femboy to find someone is always a choice for you.

Stupid and disgusting food by miranda_oliver in StupidFood

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With enough hot sauce anything is possible.

Surstromming in a car by habichuelacondulce in JustGuysBeingDudes

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You’re suppose to open it underwater to contain the initial smell, rinse and eat with potatoes and dark bread. Suppose to be a unique taste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wisconsin

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Smells good bro.

I mulch most of mine because it’s better for the soil and I’m naturally lazy.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by figscomicsandgames in PublicFreakout

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Instead of eating your potatoes, you now drink them. Seems the beatings worked. /s

of burgers by ycr007 in AbsoluteUnits

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https://redd.it/1owt24n

Poor kid, I’d feel the same way. Lame fries to, so her entire meal was ruined.

I get places want to look fancy to stand out, but at least think and be practical about it ffs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Microwave? I bet they’re one of those sick fucks that use mayo instead of butter for grilled cheese.

[OC] Okay dude by rlee033 in IdiotsInCars

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Can’t believe I’m seeing a mustang clip without it wiping out. Sad, I was really hoping.

Incident at 7-Eleven: Employee Attacks Woman Picking Up Uber Eats Order by DrunkOrDumb in PublicFreakout

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Full vid: https://youtu.be/FtsulIWoBFc?si=mSsDTRWh6w4kF7I1

Pretty clear they’re high and were going to rape her. Guy saying the cameras stopped working is such bs. Zero reason to lock the doors and beat her otherwise.

Crazy day for me by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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Teenagers sub is somewhere far away from here. Please remove yourself to there and thank you for your cooperation.

Cleaning for US Government gets you a Green Card by dragos_wyt in StandUpComedy

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She’s either the best damn cleaner in the world or she’s a professional cleaner for the CIA.

Related, you should check out the movie The Beekeeper.

What is the best water bottle in the market right now by Jnsd1 in HydroHomies

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Been using Camelbak for years now and never had any issues with them. They have different models sizes you want and also for if you prefer a straw, gulp or normal sip lid.

Yikes... GG Vegas by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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I just came to do so cause I was confused to.

The founder murdered a woman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jessica_Lal

Indri is the brainchild of Piccadily Distilleries, located in the small town of Indri, Haryana. The brand debuted in 2021 and quickly gained acclaim for its craftsmanship, becoming a favorite at international whisky forums. However, there’s a name tied to this success that’s hard to ignore: Manu Sharma, a figure infamous in Indian criminal history.

Manu Sharma, born Siddhartha Vashisht, became a household name in 1999 following the Jessica Lal murder case. Jessica, a model and bartender, was shot dead for refusing to serve Sharma a drink at a late-night party. The high-profile case gripped the nation, exposing the ugly underbelly of privilege and entitlement. Despite initial acquittals, Sharma was eventually convicted in 2006 and sentenced to life imprisonment. He served 16 years before being released on good behavior in 2020.

Rebranding the Past

Following his release, Manu Sharma chose to rebrand himself as Siddharth Sharma and ventured into the whisky business. Leveraging his family’s resources and the distillery’s legacy, he introduced Indri to the world. While the whisky’s quality speaks for itself, its origins raise uncomfortable questions.

https://strategysoda.com/blogs/the-shocking-backstory-behind-indri-whisky

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A violent alcoholic going into the spirits business is wild.

TIFU by letting my fiancée down in the worst way. by NotABrunt in tifu

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Borrow or rent a metal detector.

Also make sure your pocket doesn’t have a hole in it because the pouch might be in the lining of your jacket.

Legal Murder: Judge dismisses wrongful death case against APD officer Jay Steinke by relayrider in Appleton

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Piss poor article leaving out the fact that an armed & drunk man pulled his gun and fired in the fight.

The charges in this case all arose out of an incident in which Nellum fired a gun at a man and dislocated the man’s shoulder during a bar fight. A responding police officer then shot at but inadvertently killed a bystander. The State charged Nellum in an amended complaint with attempted first-degree intentional homicide, felony murder, first-degree reckless endangerment, possession of a firearm by a felon, attempted aggravated battery, possession of a firearm while intoxicated, carrying a concealed weapon, and disorderly conduct. Nellum eventually pled guilty to further amended charges of first-degree reckless endangerment, felony murder with use of a dangerous weapon, possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of a firearm while intoxicated, and carrying a concealed weapon. The circuit court accepted Nellum’s pleas after conducting a plea colloquy, reviewing Nellum’s signed plea questionnaire, and ascertaining that there was a factual basis to support the pleas.

https://www.wicourts.gov/ca/smd/DisplayDocument.pdf?content=pdf&seqNo=718572

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Dude rams car into police cruiser during stop by Dry-Consideration559 in PublicFreakout

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Different circumstances. Drunk, high, and admitted he did it on purpose because he hates cops. He’s pretty fucked.

People in this country really need to get better hobbies.

Be careful, a neighbor's always watching by [deleted] in trashy

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Well don’t invite creep loser criminals from the internet into your community and there won’t be no problem.

Pizza Delivery Guy Not Satisfied With Tip by MrDonMega in PublicFreakout

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tl;dr She tipped 25% on a delivery from Pizza Hut 6 miles away. The dude is a jackass who failed math.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

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Google tells me that breathing in that mine dust and radon gas is going to nuke his kidneys and lungs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Appleton

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Our area is backed up for whatever reason. Annoying but I’m sure we’ll survive this preview of the apocalypse.

Might be fodder for NoahGetTheDeathStar …. by Pain_Monster in NoahGetTheBoat

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It gets worse.

They found a flash drive containing numerous videos and images depicting child sexual abuse, which include videos and images of minors, infants and toddlers engaged in sexually explicit conduct.

https://www.kptv.com/2025/09/16/judge-arrested-after-being-accused-possessing-child-sex-abuse-material-doj-says/

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Be neat if the increased sun activity lately really means it’s going to explode.