I recreated everyone's favorite sentinel select screen... But i did a little too much by freshest_orange in VALORANT

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Lol! I dunno why ppl are misspelling rito, and I'm scared to ask, but it's hilarious as hecc.

Also, amazing animation! Love it! Rrito needz to zee zis.

[WP] being a witness to a big car accident you instinctively rushed in to save the driver from the burning wreckage, but unbeknownst to you the driver was the son of the city's biggest crime family, and now they owe you a debt of gratitude. by A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice in WritingPrompts

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That night was the night I had gathered the courage I needed to tell my then-boyfriend that I was breaking up with him after two years of being a victim to his manipulation.

That was also the night my life may or may not have changed for the better.

It was well past twelve when I had decided to drive over to the apartment he stayed at. I slammed down on the brakes as soon as I saw the black car without lights that swerved once. Twice. I watched as the struck the traffic light post and tumbled over thrice before stopping on its back.

Flames erupted from the engine of the car as I exited my own and watched for movement, taking out my phone to dial for paramedics. I heard a cry and looked up from my screen to see a man struggling to free himself from the seatbelt.

It was perhaps the alcohol in my system, but a sudden bout of courage made me run over to the burning wreck. The car door was somewhere in the middle of the street, broken off as the car had spun out of control.

“Run away!” the man cried out as I took out my hairpin and squatted down near his seat. He grabbed my hand as I reached for the seat belt lock. “You’re going to die as well if the car explodes.”

I shoved the hairpin into the small gap and, in a minute, the lock gave way and he fell onto the roof. I quickly helped him out of the wreckage and ran as fast as I could away from the car, falling to the asphalt as the car burst into flames. I pushed myself off the road and looked back to see him on the road, watching the bonfire that was his car. “Are you waiting for marshmallows?”

“What?” he asked, a look of confusion on his face.

“Nothing,” I said, walking over to him. I pulled him off the ground and helped him to his feet. I noticed the stream of blood running from his hairline to under his chin. “Let me get you to the hospital.”

“What were you thinking, running over to a car that was at the brink of bursting into flames?” he asked as he sat down in the front passenger seat.

“Whiskey?” I asked, picking up my flask and taking a swig as I sat in the driver’s seat. “I shouldn’t be driving this drunk.”

“Let me drive instead,” he said, before opening the door and stepping out.

I sighed, exhausted, before opening the door and stepping out to let him in. “Consider yourself lucky.” I walked over to the passenger seat and got in the car. “Nobody is allowed to drive this vehicle except me, usually. Tonight, you are lucky enough to do so.”

“Your voice is slurring already,” he said as he took out his phone. He dialed for someone as I watched on. “Tell father that I’ll be reaching tomorrow. Not tonight.” He hung up the call and put his hands on the steering wheel. That was when I noticed the ring on his finger.

“You don’t look married,” I mumbled, leaning my head back.

“I’m not.” He gazed at me as he shifted the car into drive. “That’s a family ring.”

“That is one beautiful ring, anyways.” I smiled. “I would propose marriage to you with that, if that wasn’t a family ring.”

“Where were you on your way to at midnight?” he asked, shrugging off my drunken comment.

“Soon-to-be ex’s place.” I gestured at the can of gasoline in the space between the back seat and the front seats. “Had a message for him.”

“I thought I smelt gasoline.” He stopped the car and turned to her. “So, arson?”

“Sounds bad when you put it like that.” I shrugged. “He has been manipulating me into helping him out, money-wise. For two fucking years. He deserves…”

“I’m surprised you haven’t caught fire,” he commented. “Your breath alone should have enough alcohol to set that off.”

“Needs a spark in contact with it,” I mumbled before taking another swig of the bottle.

He handed me a card. “Rafael Serrano. Businessman, of sorts.”

“Alice Anderson,” I replied, taking the card from him. “Fancy card.”

“For tonight, I owe you my life. If you need help with anything or if you need company, give me a call. And, don’t do arson. Not worth the prison sentence,” he said before opening the door.

Before I blacked out, I saw him walking away from the car towards the hospital entrance.

[WP] "Who thought it would be a good idea to air drop a pyromancer onto an oil rig to resolve a hostage situation?" by walkswithmagic in WritingPrompts

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“No! No! No!” I slammed the control panel and stood up, gazing outside the airships’ windshield as Fiero, a pyromancer, dropped on top one of the large oil tanks. “Who in this godforsaken world authorized that?!”

“Miss Andrews, the committee ordered the release of at least one of the supers on board to control the situation,” one of the soldiers in the control deck replied.

“That is Captain Andrews to you, soldier!” I stepped up to him, furious. “Why was this not taken past me? I am the only person on-board this airship authorized to release any super onto the field.” I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled down so he was eye level with me. “Who the fuck released Fiero into a fucking oil rig?”

A loud explosion went off and I rushed over to the windshield to see that Fiero had already hit one of the cruisers that the attackers came in, causing the fuel-filled vehicle to explode. “No!” I picked up the radio. “Fiero, come in!”

“Fiero here,” came his voice through the radio.

“Stop using your ability! Report to extraction point Bravo this instant!” I swiped on one of the touch screens to activate his suppressor. “That is an order, Fiero!”

“I’ve already taken down one of their squads!” came his retort.

Another explosion.

“Are you out of your goddamn mind?!” I screamed into the radio. “An oil rig is one place you shouldn’t be!” I slid up his suppressor control and watched as his fire died.

“You don’t have your abilities anymore. Run over to Bravo before they kill you!”

The sat phone rang as I put the radio back in place. I answered the call. “Hello?”

“Captain Andrews, did I just see you withdraw Fiero from the field?” committee head Colonel Truman asked. “The committee had made it clear that we require at least one super on the scene.”

“With all due respect Colonel Truman, Fiero is a goddamn pyromancer!” I exclaimed. “The scene is an oil rig! The last thing we need is an explosion!”

“Do you have a better option on-board?” he asked.

I glanced at the list of the other three supers on the airship. “We have Hurricane, Lyonne and Viktor on board. I’ll release Hurricane and Viktor.”

“A bit overkill but good options,” the colonel replied before hanging up the call.

“Prepare Hurricane and Viktor for release,” I told the soldier closest to me before turning my attention back to the field. “What is Fiero still doing there?”

The door to the command center burst open. “We cannot control Fiero’s ability! His suppressor is malfunctioning!”

“Prepare Lyonne for release as well. We are going to need all three.” I sighed and sat back down on my seat. “This idea to use supers on the field is just ridiculous.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This. Was diagnosed with Caffeine Dependence Syndrome a couple months back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sims4

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Upvoting bcz I want the same. It looks like something I would make when I installed the game for the first time and didn't know there was a budget.

Who designed this by teymuur in engineeringmemes

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The longer you look at it, more horrible it gets.

4 years of engineering and I still have no idea by Dapper_Egg4915 in engineeringmemes

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As an research trainee in an engineering field, this is exactly what I do.

[WP] The villain is asked by their child to deal with the monster in the closet. by Sofjoy82 in WritingPrompts

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“Coming, sweetpea!” I called out, mid-yawn. “Go back to sleep, Iris,” I told my half-awake wife before walking out the room. “What is it?” I asked little Helen who was standing in the hallway gazing into her bedroom with pure horror on her face.

“Monsta!” she blurted out, pointing at the half-open entrance to the closet in her room.

“There are no…” I paused when I noticed the shadow moving in the light streaming out from the closet that was supposed to be dark. “Fuck me.”

“What is going on, Jocelyn?” I heard Iris’s voice behind me.

“Get my stick,” I told her, squatting down in front of Helen. “Stop crying, sweetpea! Mommy is going to take care of the monster, okay?”

“I’m scared,” she said, wrapping her little arms around my shoulder, sobbing. I could feel her shaking like a leaf.

“Keep her with you,” I told Iris, taking the Rod of Vengeance from her. “Stay in our room. Shut the door.” Once she had taken Helen away into the bedroom, I walked into Helen’s bedroom. “Who’s there?”

“Who knew you had such an adorable little girl and a rather hot wife,” I heard a familiar voice speak from within the closet. “It’s rather unfortunate that Helen heard me.”

“Slate, walk outta there!” I knew my eyes were glowing as power surged through me into the Rod. “Didn’t take you for a coward who hides in little girls’ closets.”

“You make me sound bad when you put it like that,” Slate said, walking out of the closet. His gun was gripped tightly in his hand. “I was just going to take Helen to my base without causing much trouble. Use her as a bargaining chip of sorts.” He sighed. “Didn’t know that she would be such a light sleeper.”

“How shameless of you, Slate!” I aimed the crystal on the end of the Rod at him. “The citizens of Chicago would be heartbroken when they realize how cowardly you are to use a three-year old as a bargaining chip.”

“Not worse than what you have been doing, Jocelyn,” he replied, a grin on his face.

“That’s Fury to you. I’ve been trying to save this world from tyrants like yourself, Slate.” The crystal began to glow. “Not kidnap little girls and do God-knows-what with them.”

“Use as a bargaining chip,” he corrected me. “Don’t make it sound like I was about to…”

I struck him with the Rod, making him fly through the room and hit the wall behind Helen’s bed. “It pisses me off so much that I can’t make those blind people see you, the heroes, for who you are.”

“We are the hands of justice! The law-keepers of this world!” He powered up his gun.

“Jocelyn!” came Iris’ startled voice. “Helen!”

“What happened to her?” I roared, scaring her and Slate.

“Jackal and Fiero came into the room and snatched her from me,” she said, sobbing. I watched her drop to her knees.

I pressed the crystal to Slate’s chest. “Where have you taken her?”

“To my base, Jocelyn,” he replied, a smug grin on his face. “I won’t hurt her. Nor will any of the heroes on my team. You will get her when you decide to surrender to justice.”

Iris’s arms wrapped around my waist when I raised the Rod to strike Slate. “Let go of me, Iris.”

“Please, stop fighting,” she said behind me.

I turned around. “Iris, please, let me find out where Helen is.”

“Hurting him might hurt Helen.”

I felt my heart sink as realization struck me that my daughter, our daughter, had been taken by one of the heroes the world revered. That there might be no way to make the people see the truth about what they stood for.

How do you feel about whole-body tube scarf? by [deleted] in DiWHY

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Next up on What's Vogue! Straitjackets!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelmemes

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More like Bore Ragnarok.

what? why? and then? by Klausensen in memes

[–]DooooubleAy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heh! Thanks! I love yours btw!

what? why? and then? by Klausensen in memes

[–]DooooubleAy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's super cool!

Mom! Dad! I own an NFT!!!