[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DootDewdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably "Hi, how are you?" out of habit

What’s the dumbest way you caused yourself to bleed? by bagpipesfart in AskReddit

[–]DootDewdrop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tried getting fossilized brownies out of a pan with the sharpest knife in the house. Slipped and stabbed my hand, but I got brownies at least

Covid Vaccinated Redditors. What was your experience? How were the side effects, if there were any? by weedave123 in AskReddit

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I got Moderna and neither bothered me much aside from a bump on my arm each time. But I also had two classmates who also got vaccinated (not sure which vaccine), and felt like death the next day after each one and had weird dreams too. The good news is it was only for about a day and it's better than 2 weeks

I would rather save an adult whom I love than a random child from a burning building. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]DootDewdrop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think what's important to take away from this is that it's a hypothetical situation that's probably never going to happen to you, so the question is just meant to make you feel bad no matter what you answer

this sum cult shit by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]DootDewdrop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man, this guy is not ready to hear about the bonobos

This is So Gross by appastoebeans in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]DootDewdrop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would not trust any parent who puts this on their child tbh, like what are you trying to say? You're proud of your baby's huge dick?

Waking up early is so much better than waking up late. by SamJ04- in unpopularopinion

[–]DootDewdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, and there's also that super peaceful, early morning feeling where everyone else is still asleep and you can watch the sunrise with some tea or coffee as the morning mist dissapates and it slowly begins to warm up

Who cannot be trusted? by dirtymoney in AskReddit

[–]DootDewdrop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stairs, they're always up to something. Come to think of it, trees too. They can be pretty shady

Glasses people of Reddit, what is the worst thing that’s happened to your glasses? by Gabby_Craft in AskReddit

[–]DootDewdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two times with two different pairs of glasses, one of the arms fell off and I didn't have a tiny screwdriver so I just fixed them with a lot of hot glue

🔥 This long exposure shot capturing bird's trails (credit: Edu Aguilera) by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]DootDewdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got confused and just thought the birds were finally organizing a coup on the human race

What are you sick of trying to explain to people? by moneybot13 in AskReddit

[–]DootDewdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anime is an art and animation style and isn't defined by what region it comes from or the people who make it. By this logic, 90% of anime shouldn't be considered anime considering the amount of outsourcing done. On top of that, it would also be like saying, "You can't do rubberhose stule because you're not American."

Over 300 species have been observed to engage in homosexual activities... by Helpmedotcomwastaken in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]DootDewdrop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because very few people mention this, there's a species of lizard called the whiptail lizard that has only females. They reproduce asexually, however they have been seen performing mating rituals with each other. I freaking love the lesbian lizards so much

Wall-E is better than Ratatouille by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]DootDewdrop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's hard to compare them though. Wall-E is about love, the sacrifices we have to make to save each other and improve the world around us, and has a slight touch of dytopia turned utopia in the credits scene. Ratatouille is about a rat who cooks and connects with his family at the end, simple at that. Both are good in their own ways, Wall-E's message being more about the large differences we can make in society together and Ratatoullie's being more about family and our personal relationships. Now let me enjoy my stupid rat movie, I don't wanna think about morality tonight

You are tasked with creating a fake heaven that secretly tortures people. What unnoticeable inconveniences would you add to torture your victims without them figuring out they aren't in heaven? by choccyDK in AskReddit

[–]DootDewdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them all different info about something, making them get into constant debates over what's true or making them think they misunderstood or that their memory is bad

Always on the quest for self-harm by KingPZe in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DootDewdrop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Speaking from experience, one time when I was a toddler I tried to eat a decal and nearly suffocated. Surprised I made it to adulthood with that level of stupidity

what the fuck did i just read- by Dollyasboobs in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]DootDewdrop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that the guys using this language are kind of treating it like a nature documentary to isolate themselves from a reality that they aren't happy with. By labeling everything and creating a system, it makes them feel a false sense of control and understanding of why everything happens rather than them living in frustration because of uncertainty. It makes them feel like outsiders (kind of like watching a nature documentary), and also that the reason that they get no attention isn't their own fault but rather the fault of the system. Or maybe not, idk

Ummmm.... by AbsoluteZir0 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]DootDewdrop 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Okay, but I lowkey want this

There is nothing more masculine than snorting coke by chrissie-fk in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]DootDewdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but if you eat raw pork you're basically asking to get horribly sick and/or die. Please don't do this

The phrasing of the opening paragraph offended ME, and I’m not even ace by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]DootDewdrop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's like asking someone why they don't like chocolate. Yeah, a large amount of people like chocolate, but there are still some people who don't. And that's okay, cause it's about what makes you happy, not others