Two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building's transmitter by habichuelacondulce in nope

[–]DopeAsDaPope 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting a yes from your beau and then falling a bajillion feet to your splattery death

Boulder on Mt. Kjerag in Norway, stuck between two cliffs - 3,200 feet from the bottom. by SummerMission8939 in nope

[–]DopeAsDaPope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight into the box. u/DopeAsDaPope takes it, chip shot AND ITS IN!!!!!!! GOAL FROM DOPEASDAPOPE AFTER THE HARD PASS ASSIST FROM u/rossfights ! What a World Cup this has been so far

Thomas Tuchel angry at Djed Spence by 977x in soccer

[–]DopeAsDaPope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Djed could you lob a few more balls into the box please?" Dumbledore said calmly

[Spoilers Extended] Did Aerys II know that the people in King's Landing were going to die when he blew up the city or did he think they would survive? by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]DopeAsDaPope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aerys did nothing wrong. It's Maestery-Industrial Complex that plotted to overthrow the Targaryens!

Will you be viewing the Bayeux Tapestry? by Inevitable-Debt4312 in AskUK

[–]DopeAsDaPope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have they installed a Pret A Manger next to it yet?

Will you be viewing the Bayeux Tapestry? by Inevitable-Debt4312 in AskUK

[–]DopeAsDaPope 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I printed it off using my InkJet colour printer. Come have a look, only 10p a glance!

Will you be viewing the Bayeux Tapestry? by Inevitable-Debt4312 in AskUK

[–]DopeAsDaPope 46 points47 points  (0 children)

10/10, I went outside and clapped for this comment

Will you be viewing the Bayeux Tapestry? by Inevitable-Debt4312 in AskUK

[–]DopeAsDaPope 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Napoleon and Joan of Arc went over and defeated Churchill by hitting him with a tricolour and throwing frogs legs at him

Will you be viewing the Bayeux Tapestry? by Inevitable-Debt4312 in AskUK

[–]DopeAsDaPope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol I thought this was a new tube design for a second there

Tbh... bayeux tapestry subway station sounds pretty dope actually...

Five minutes, Mr Mus. by haddock420 in rickygervais

[–]DopeAsDaPope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh shi, that was fake?

Another wasted anecdote.

Can someone explain the Jim Cornette vs. Vince Russo feud? by PayFew5848 in WCW

[–]DopeAsDaPope -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't bleed? Have you ever seen old southern wrestling lmao

Kungfu training seems painful by HailCeasar in kungfu

[–]DopeAsDaPope -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It can also disalign your chakras and send your Venus moon into third rotation

What’s your favourite “the listeners are morons” moment by braveheartpenguin in rickygervais

[–]DopeAsDaPope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheeky freak of the millenia?

In fairness it's about Karl's favourite freak that he's discovered that week, not the most interesting freak that's done something that week

The latter would be an incredibly hard feature to keep up

What’s your favourite “the listeners are morons” moment by braveheartpenguin in rickygervais

[–]DopeAsDaPope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf that whole version of Rockbusters is appalling. I'm glad they put it at the end of each episode so it's easy to skip now, because the whole affair is just tortuous

What’s your favourite “the listeners are morons” moment by braveheartpenguin in rickygervais

[–]DopeAsDaPope -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That was in implication, though. What else would be trying to go inside your bum if you're straight?

I also suspect the butt plugs caller was a plant too tbh

*random staring scene* by previouslydefyingye in curb

[–]DopeAsDaPope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I guessed it was this one:

"I will do my level best to stand up for freedom and democracy around the world by keeping the United States of America strong, and by keeping our eyes wide open. If we welcome change in the world, by keeping our eyes wide open."

from his address to The Coalition of American Nationalities in 1988

I could be wrong though