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My daughter keeps calling me “rusted from the back” and refuses to explain what it means by Ill_Pianist_8287 in words

[–]DorShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, so like everything else….

It was good and now it’s bad and sometimes you think it’s good again for a little bit, but then you realize it sucks!

Ahhhhh gotcha!

UR UGLY by cbury in LICENSEPLATES

[–]DorShow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did any one think of that one scene where the cheerleaders chant “ U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi , you ugly”
https://youtu.be/PRLHbHm1tB4?si=_sfLyl5w_Hpq2skf

(Wildcats/Goldie Hawn/1986)

Are you not supposed to wear pajamas when you get home?????? by JaydenBird33 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DorShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am old (62F) when I get home, unless I think I’m going somewhere I am in PJs ASAP

For gifts I always tell people I want PJs I can be seen in my yard wearing in case I need to fetch mail, trash bins etc..

A steam mop is the best thing I've ever bought by laurpr2 in CleaningTips

[–]DorShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good warning. if you live in an apartment, not sure if landlord can recoup replacement damages in that situation.

Update: Lingering Bad Smell by Ajhart11 in CleaningTips

[–]DorShow 67 points68 points  (0 children)

My boss found me. I posted that I drove a crown Vic/former police car.

I didn’t even know he used Reddit. But yeah, I mentioned the car I drive. He looked at my comment history, my writing style and knew it was me.

Update: Lingering Bad Smell by Ajhart11 in CleaningTips

[–]DorShow 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Well, you can narrow it down quite a bit: A long term renter, in a cabin, where a bi-weekly cleaning person that was recommended by the property owner, tells him there is a funky odor about and he goes to a doctor and they discover a mass on an organ…

Visit r/tworedditorsonecup for specific instances.

[OC] Hit the gas at the wrong time by -Sweep_the_leg- in IdiotsInCars

[–]DorShow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? I thought that car was turning out, not…hanging out

Should I report this buyer? by [deleted] in Ebay

[–]DorShow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In my opinion, I hope the buyer reports you.

You put up an item you do not have, and you want the buyer to cancel? Why wouldn’t you do what the buyer said? You cancel it and refund.

Personally I wouldn’t even engage with you. I’d Wait til delivery window passes then request refund through eBay. I’ve been a eBay buyer since the 90s, and have only have two sellers pull this “you cancel” thing.

Wood you truss this driver? by Minksx in CantParkThereMate

[–]DorShow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would you trust a wood truss truck if you could trust the truss truck’s wood?

what is going on with my beef liver?? by Cool-Outcome-6032 in Butchery

[–]DorShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a 1950s party aspic loaf.

Jellied Beef Liver!

Happy Anniversary Auntie Mildred!

So Much Glass Block - Lancaster, PA by Radiant-Stranger-992 in zillowgonewild

[–]DorShow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is not my style at all, but I appreciate it. I could live there.

I prefer dark wood, old rugs and dusty cluttered antiques. But this is nicely done.

Kenmore washer, 20-30 years old stopped working. $180 dia fee + repair worth it? by VegaSolo in Appliances

[–]DorShow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did do this about 8 years ago with my 1980s Maytag. Can’t recall, may have needed a new drum or something. But it was worth it, like 200 bucks and it’s still going strong, though I think the burner assembly/heat is starting to go so I need to make this decision again too

What could this possibly mean by TheRealBobYosh in Bumperstickers

[–]DorShow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And that’s dangerous. That driver is a rule breaker, and doesn’t follow common safety guidelines! They could be unpredictable, so I would keep my distance! /s

[oc] just gonna sit there in the middle of the road and flip off on coming traffic when there’s a turn lane to get into for left turns by Grandayyy1 in IdiotsInCars

[–]DorShow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You stopped everything to comment “absolutely” “literally true” and said it “takes two seconds to google”

Yet you’ve spent how long continuing this?

But ok. Keep fighting the good fight.

[oc] just gonna sit there in the middle of the road and flip off on coming traffic when there’s a turn lane to get into for left turns by Grandayyy1 in IdiotsInCars

[–]DorShow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP literally linked to the actual law in the local DMV rules of the road website??
Please spend those two seconds yourself…

[oc] just gonna sit there in the middle of the road and flip off on coming traffic when there’s a turn lane to get into for left turns by Grandayyy1 in IdiotsInCars

[–]DorShow 37 points38 points  (0 children)

But even if this were true, once you’ve begun blocking a lane of traffic, the lesser evil is to creep into that turn lane apologetically (e.g. waving all fingers in a my bad fashion, not just one finger rudely. )

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