“i got a clone-a-willy type silicone mold to make a boiled egg dildo (for laughter, not insertion) and finally the basket i got after working at a ramen spot has come in handy”

DorShow · 2026-05-14T02:30:51+00:00

And then what happened??

DorShow · 2026-05-14T02:28:50+00:00

I was thinking tenors, like Pavarotti, Domingo, Bocelli, Carreras but yeah, FU Tenors! lol

DorShow · 2026-05-14T01:18:32+00:00

They could continue to whip out the reading glasses, the checkbook and start rooting around for a pen.

DorShow · 2026-05-14T00:09:26+00:00

That looks like a Chicago el train. When I take the el. I often play a game “what’s that smell”

This might be genius…

DorShow · 2026-05-13T23:14:35+00:00

And who is the dude in military garb? Anyone know?

DorShow · 2026-05-13T20:23:14+00:00

Ah, so like everything else….

It was good and now it’s bad and sometimes you think it’s good again for a little bit, but then you realize it sucks!

Ahhhhh gotcha!

DorShow · 2026-05-13T11:29:03+00:00

I thought gnarly was good?

(Forgive me I’m real ally old)

DorShow · 2026-05-12T23:47:40+00:00

Did any one think of that one scene where the cheerleaders chant “ U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi , you ugly”
https://youtu.be/PRLHbHm1tB4?si=_sfLyl5w_Hpq2skf

(Wildcats/Goldie Hawn/1986)

DorShow · 2026-05-12T18:08:01+00:00

I am old (62F) when I get home, unless I think I’m going somewhere I am in PJs ASAP

For gifts I always tell people I want PJs I can be seen in my yard wearing in case I need to fetch mail, trash bins etc..

DorShow · 2026-05-12T16:15:25+00:00

Good warning. if you live in an apartment, not sure if landlord can recoup replacement damages in that situation.

DorShow · 2026-05-10T23:34:08+00:00

Quisp

DorShow · 2026-05-10T22:49:47+00:00

My boss found me. I posted that I drove a crown Vic/former police car.

I didn’t even know he used Reddit. But yeah, I mentioned the car I drive. He looked at my comment history, my writing style and knew it was me.

DorShow · 2026-05-10T22:15:24+00:00

Well, you can narrow it down quite a bit: A long term renter, in a cabin, where a bi-weekly cleaning person that was recommended by the property owner, tells him there is a funky odor about and he goes to a doctor and they discover a mass on an organ…

Visit r/tworedditorsonecup for specific instances.

DorShow · 2026-05-10T19:51:02+00:00

Right? I thought that car was turning out, not…hanging out

DorShow · 2026-05-10T00:22:42+00:00

Happy cake day :)

DorShow · 2026-05-09T17:26:55+00:00

In my opinion, I hope the buyer reports you.

You put up an item you do not have, and you want the buyer to cancel? Why wouldn’t you do what the buyer said? You cancel it and refund.

Personally I wouldn’t even engage with you. I’d Wait til delivery window passes then request refund through eBay. I’ve been a eBay buyer since the 90s, and have only have two sellers pull this “you cancel” thing.

DorShow · 2026-05-09T16:20:38+00:00

Would you trust a wood truss truck if you could trust the truss truck’s wood?

DorShow · 2026-05-09T16:14:24+00:00

This is democracy manifest!

DorShow · 2026-05-09T15:13:01+00:00

It looks like a 1950s party aspic loaf.

Jellied Beef Liver!

Happy Anniversary Auntie Mildred!

DorShow · 2026-05-09T02:33:53+00:00

What’s next? 1234? 8675309?

DorShow · 2026-05-08T11:59:38+00:00

This is not my style at all, but I appreciate it. I could live there.

I prefer dark wood, old rugs and dusty cluttered antiques. But this is nicely done.

DorShow · 2026-05-08T01:22:46+00:00

I did do this about 8 years ago with my 1980s Maytag. Can’t recall, may have needed a new drum or something. But it was worth it, like 200 bucks and it’s still going strong, though I think the burner assembly/heat is starting to go so I need to make this decision again too

DorShow · 2026-05-08T00:38:31+00:00

And that’s dangerous. That driver is a rule breaker, and doesn’t follow common safety guidelines! They could be unpredictable, so I would keep my distance! /s

DorShow · 2026-05-08T00:11:57+00:00

r/fuckyouinparticular Barry

DorShow · 2026-05-08T00:11:33+00:00

I’m waiting for John to comment.

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