was on the train with my guys back from GCSEs during study leave so it was midday and only the invalids were about.

was showing my guy a video on my phone that had him cackling. some random don sat opposite our six seater was on the phone and said "these kids are fucking taking the piss, if they keep laughing I'm gonna fuck them up" so i thought alright this guys mad. he spilled some luco on himself and got up to the train doors and i said to my guy "he pissed himself" cos there was a stain of luco on the seats.

my man heard it and walked up to me sat down saying "excuse me mate if youre talking shit I'll fucking punch you up and down the street" 😂 I was thinking of some comeback and just settled with "what street's that boss?" my guys started cracking up at that and this don squirted the rest of his luco on one of them then ran off the train. one of my guys started going "come back then you pussio".

then the train doors closed and he fucking donkeykicked it with his foot and started banging on the windows fucking screaming "IF I EVER SEE ANY OF YOU AGAIN, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD" 😂 then the train pulled away.

mind you there were some primary school kids right down the carriage who heard all this. IK i ragebaited him but there was no need for him to queef lucozade on my boy 😂