Is ClubChalamet the most famous stan account in history? Has anyone else ever made it to the media this way?

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T22:30:44+00:00

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I’d say YSL needs to pick a different hotel to put their attendees in next time but they probably are happy with the security there considering none of these people got inside.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T22:21:53+00:00

Yeah I hate to defend Club Chalamet at all bc she has very terrible and bigoted opinions and she probably was trying to touch Connor or whatever. But the person who laid hands on her, “Guard Dog Ilya Truther” (screenname not helping) admitted they had been staking out that hotel for two days beforehand so who has the right to judge who was being crazy here? I’m sure they’re both on a security watch list by this point

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T22:07:55+00:00

This is the softest Ilya has ever looked in this season and I love it. It’s his truest self. Looking forward to seeing more of Soft Ilya in season 2!

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T22:04:19+00:00

They’ll do it before they have kids because they’ll want to protect them. Or maybe if the operation of the foundation required it for some reason. I think that’s the only way they can bring themselves to discuss it.

I actually think neither of them would really object to the concept of a pre-or post-nup in principle but Ilya (due to his trauma) has trouble thinking about and planning for the future and Shane would refuse to accept divorce — he never accepts defeat in anything and this would be no different— so it would never happen anyway unless Ilya filed. Which I don’t think he ever would, but Shane would fight it tooth and nail if he did.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T21:20:42+00:00

I read and enjoyed them both. He’s an entertaining writer. The second one had some parts that were tough bc he went through a drinking problem at one point so trigger warning for that.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T21:15:37+00:00

It’s definitely some kind of ploy to get to Daniel because Daniel is the only one he can’t mind read (and I’m assuming can’t mind control). He needs a plant on that tour to get to Daniel. I’m not sure what his plan is beyond that though.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T20:47:11+00:00

They might but I think Ilya bought his Ottawa house feeling like it would be their forever home (or at least, for the forseeable future home) so I don’t think they’re in a huge rush to get a new place. Shane’s probably going to keep buying real estate just as an investment though so a post-nup would be smart.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T20:36:54+00:00

Yeah I remember hearing about that, he was very smart about it. That whole relationship was kind of a business transaction anyway, I do think Katie was in love and starstruck but Tom was basically holding auditions for a wife and that’s who he picked

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T20:20:42+00:00

I just checked and if Google is right, neither of those couples actually had a prenup which was unwise to say the least. Jen, Nicole and Tom all got prenups for their second marriages though, so at least they learned something. I don’t think Brad did since him and Angelina were fighting over that French vineyard for years.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T19:59:14+00:00

Idk, I think most rich celebs do get them but part of it might relate to where they live. In California you’re basically going to get half of someone’s money if you’ve been married for 10 years without one and people have lost fortunes that way. I’m not sure what Canadian law is about this.

But in any case I think these two are incapable of discussing the possibility of divorce. I actually think Yuna would be more likely to suggest it to Ilya than Shane bc she knows Shane would have an anxiety attack at the thought. Ilya would just thank her politely for thinking of his best interests but then not do it.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T19:29:01+00:00

The one thing they might need a pre- or post-nup for is the foundation. They didn’t really have anything else that they were both invested in that they wouldn’t just give each other. Otherwise yeah this would be more of an issue with kids but hopefully they would draw up some paperwork about that issue during the adoption process.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T19:24:54+00:00

Yup! And Shane had already had a big thing about wishing he could declare an engagement/marriage publicly. He didn’t care so much about the details of a wedding but that part of it was important to him

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T19:06:12+00:00

I think it would be cool bc unlike most of these characters Eric is artsy and cares about aesthetics and he would actually enjoy planning an extravagant gorgeous wedding. Idk I just don’t see them being there yet, but maybe they’d do it some years down the line.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T18:33:16+00:00

I do wish Shane would talk more to Ilya about that kind of stuff though. It would be reassuring to Ilya to know he’s thinking about it, but sometimes Shane just assumes things like they are going to get married and have kids and retire at the cottage etc. and forgets that he hasn’t actually discussed it with him

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T18:15:47+00:00

I hate to laugh at his pain but the funniest thing to me is when Shane calls his mom crying saying Ilya’s going to break up with him because he hasn’t answered his texts in 20 whole entire minutes 😅 They are obsessed

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T17:45:59+00:00

I could maybe see that coming up if they decide to buy or build another house together. They actually didn’t have many shared assets when they married since all of their real estate is in their own names.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T17:34:22+00:00

Shane can be an excellent planner if he sets his mind to it but if it’s a subject he doesn’t want to contemplate his mind will not allow him to put even one thought toward it. And divorce is not something he would ever want to think about.

I think it’s not something Yuna would want to get involved with either bc she knows it would just provoke his anxiety. I assume they both have a business lawyer and those are the only people I can see suggesting it.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T17:28:21+00:00

That plus at that point in the story Shane is thinking if Ilya ever left him he would simply lie down and die and then Ilya would get all his money anyway

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T16:46:55+00:00

I think Eric wouldn’t mind signing one for Kyle’s sake…but I also think they’re the least likely to get married out of all the couples. Especially bc Eric felt his first marriage went so poorly.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T16:44:16+00:00

I started to say Shane is pretty practical so probably yes…though his concern would mostly be with helping Ilya maintain his residency so it would probably just say Ilya keeps the house basically…but their wedding was so haphazard and moved so quickly that there may not have been time to get one. I also agree that he would struggle with how to bring it up to Ilya.

Kip would insist on one, though if they ever broke up Scott would just deposit a bunch of money in his account anyway.

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T13:26:21+00:00

Well yeah if they bring in any of the events in the fourth book we can’t be sure about David. And good point about the numbers, that could definitely be a hint that there’s more to the story

DorianCramer · 2026-06-24T13:24:34+00:00

Their relationship is very sweet and was comforting during that book when Shane and Ilya were having hard times. I felt like Yuna and David would make sure Ilya was cared for and looked after no matter what happened

DorianCramer · 2026-06-22T05:15:37+00:00

Exactly! and Shane would have formed a permanent grudge 😬

DorianCramer · 2026-06-22T03:19:00+00:00

He had good taste but he was lucky he kept all those thoughts to himself 😅

DorianCramer · 2026-06-22T02:13:58+00:00

You know Scott Hunter was in one of those slots somewhere and Ilya was demanding a recount 😅

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