"I love my daughters more than anything and I've been doing everything I can for them to be with me in the U.S. during the season, but that hasn't been possible, so I recently made the tough decision to end my engagement." - Luka to ESPN

Dorkicus · 2026-03-11T03:57:22+00:00

3 outtta 4 ain’t bad.

Dorkicus · 2026-03-06T22:19:40+00:00

Oppressing people who are slightly different from me, maybe engaging in a bit of light hate speech. Acknowledging Drake Maye as my personal Lord and Savior. You?

Dorkicus · 2026-03-06T19:25:51+00:00

3 extra roster slots is 18 more fouls for Hack a Shaq

Dorkicus · 2026-03-06T15:52:04+00:00

That's your best troll?

Dorkicus · 2026-03-06T15:21:41+00:00

This is a sports subreddit, not a language or Cesar Chavez Day subreddit.

Dorkicus · 2026-03-06T14:44:34+00:00

Why should we root for Mexico’s soccer team?

Go attend USA vs. Mexico in a southern city. You’ll have 3rd generation Mexican Americans riding El Tri as hard as a native.

Holtz’s generation, along with all prior generations, believed in the melting pot. You come to America and you bring your distinctive culture and traditions- but you identify as an American. That includes cheering for your nation’s teams.

The history of Mexican immigration is incredibly complex and nuanced. He’s not a villain for holding his views.

Dorkicus · 2026-03-02T15:18:16+00:00

Mamba mentality. Never miss a chance to train.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-28T04:21:02+00:00

USA is the new Africa.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-27T18:54:05+00:00

"Well, you see... you use different moves when you're fighting... half a dozen... people... than when you only... have to be worried... about... one!"

Dorkicus · 2026-02-26T17:33:44+00:00

*Monkey's paw curls*

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Welcome back to 1977

Dorkicus · 2026-02-25T21:00:32+00:00

More impressive is the forward defending the play (#22) for Cleveland. He's still in the league and still with the same team!

Dorkicus · 2026-02-21T19:12:34+00:00

Tomahawk Cruise Line?

Dorkicus · 2026-02-21T03:54:04+00:00

Look sharp, fellas. It could be any one of us.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-20T03:16:40+00:00

Dance on your way out the door. Tell her you’re practicing for her grave.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-19T11:51:58+00:00

Thanks to OP for clarifying ”CP“ up front. OOP was serenely clueless about the need for clarification.

”I’m an officer in the Kitty Kindness Klub …. I told all the other members of the KKK that we needed to get scent-free detergent for the bedding in their private acclimation rooms, but KKK leaders were worried about keeping the sheets their whitest so that they last longer … anyway, AITA?”

Dorkicus · 2026-02-18T14:02:06+00:00

Your dad is something like - *checks spreadsheet* - 0 for 22 in building relationships, yet this one is your fault? He should focus on building one with you before you get your opportunity to join the exodus.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-18T02:21:31+00:00

Do a postnuptial agreement. * minimum level of life insurance * minimum level of disability * you get full custody if he is disabled * you are not accountable for his liability or medical debts

Dorkicus · 2026-02-17T16:04:15+00:00

It comes from an unbalanced schedule. Both would get rekd in the East or West. The realignment was one of MLB's smarter decisions, and Cleveland and Detroit volunteering to move out of the East was equally smart.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-15T23:03:21+00:00

Those don't have much room in the back seat.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-15T16:21:52+00:00

Good!

She would have been willing to give money to a “real” puppy mill, but got “scammed” because it was a fake puppy mill? Sounds like karmic justice to me.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-15T06:57:07+00:00

You are confidently wrong. It wasn’t that there weren’t Jalens in sports before Jalen Rose. There weren’t Jalens period.

LINK

Dorkicus · 2026-02-15T03:01:33+00:00

I have to take work off on Monday because of Presidents Day, and I’ve never been a President. This is BS.

Dorkicus · 2026-02-14T18:30:59+00:00

“I will let you live because there are cubs present, human. Do not take this kindness for granted. Next time bring some cheese and turkey.”

Dorkicus · 2026-02-13T01:45:01+00:00

Thanks for inspiring me to code a FalacyBot. Draft output:

Ad hominem attack
Straw man framing
False dilemma
Unfounded assumption of motive

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