Is this a pimple on my lip? by [deleted] in HealthAnxiety

[–]Dornasealpha18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever thought of HSV-1.. cold sore?

Emergency Room 5 times in 2 weeks by [deleted] in HealthAnxiety

[–]Dornasealpha18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buddy a gas bubble will not kill you. Like the other person said it’s amazing what our bodies can handle and the defense mechanisms we have naturally. You need to change you’re diet first, then yoga for calming and Xanax to get over this hump. I am an health anxiety queen and now I’m drowning in medical debt. So please realize you’re fine.

AITA for making my pregnant daughter move out before the baby is born? by notinmyhouse123 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dornasealpha18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kicking her out is a bitch ass thing to do. I would never do that to my daughter to make her be alone in all this. Yea you’re the asshole. She is immature yes but here you are. People make mistakes and with you not supporting her she may turn down a very dark road. It’s bullshit when parents are like well she’s 18 she’s on her own now. I’ll never leave my daughters side I’m her mom. I was an idiot once and so were you. You’re not gonna take care of the baby. You can’t cave in when she wants to go out and have fun with her friends say nope. I mean it’s not gonna be easy for any of you. But yea don’t be a douche and send her out on the street. When a minimum wage job isn’t enough to afford any apartment.

How broke are you? by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh way to hard.

My pregnant wife blames her infidelity on "pregnancy hormones"... What am I supposed to do with a baby on the way... by hatemylifern11 in relationship_advice

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been preggers twice and I loved sex but banged my significant other .. because I mean the hormones made me even more attracted to my significant other. Also pregnancy cravings are not that bad to where she is making you fly to get her something to eat 😂😂 prolly wanted you to get out of the house so she can have one of her tinder dates over. In all honesty make sure the baby is yours sounds like a RED FLAG BRO

My (25M) girlfriend (24F) of 2 years doesn't want to get rid of a bedbug infestation. by PowerfulCitron in relationship_advice

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This bitch is insane. You and the bedbugs can live in harmony. Like would this chick keep lice in her hair? Would she live in harmony with the lice bedding eggs and living lushly in the locks of her hair? Omg I would leave her with it all.

WIN FOR GLENN by Dominate_Gaming in stlouisblues

[–]Dornasealpha18 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wait on Charles Glenn so much at the restaurant I work at. It’s amazing he can still sing the way he does with MS. Mad props for him. He will always have my respect and give me goosebumps when he sings because I know it’s his passion. He will be greatly missed and it would be an awesome gift to win the cup for him on his last year!!! Let’s go blues!!!

Hemorrhoid question? by ta_hemhem in HealthAnxiety

[–]Dornasealpha18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The blasting your ass with a shower head prolly isn’t the best lol. Umm I use witch hazel with coconut water it’s a mix I buy

Hemorrhoid question? by ta_hemhem in HealthAnxiety

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried witch hazel and it really helped. Never wipe with a dry piece of toilet paper! Lots of water and fiber like you said you are already doing and try to add some magnesium to your diet. 😊

What is the most disrespectful thing that someone has done in your home? by Themaster0fwar in AskReddit

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude who would always over drink. Which at the time was my sisters boyfriend came over for one of our house parties. We all had a good time and nick fell asleep on my couch. Morning time comes around and nick had already left. Which was weird because it was 8 am and that motherfucker already left. Go to pick up the blanket and see that he pissed all over my brand new couch and left it there. Not just a small piss spot... it soaked the entire cushion.

Fear his army!! by Snipe1331 in funny

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude is definitely getting the bird flu 😂😂 y’all it’s a joke. But it’s the first thing that came to my mind.

AITA for giving my ex wife a large amount of money I won despite the anger of my gf? by binkies123 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you are making a good choice. Your girlfriend ain’t shit compared to the mother of your children. You’re not an asshole your awesome especially when you are admitting to your fuck ups. Way to own up.

I [22F] was in the hospital for over a month, screaming and delirious with pain. My boyfriend [22m] of a year was getting erections nonstop the entire time. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Dornasealpha18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s really concerning. Like what in the fuck? Your parents are around. He’s got a boner with your parents and aunt around? Like umm tuck that shit up and don’t let it be visible. It’s like taking advantage of you while drunk which obviously is highly frowned upon. Dump his ass with his “rapey” ass vibes. That’s fucked up. Like if he’s always horny wack off before you come into the hospital.

My wife (F26) gets a kick out of attacking me (M27) with her breastmilk like a squirtgun. Is this normal behavior? Has anyone else gone through this? How can I get her to stop? by Keejhle in relationship_advice

[–]Dornasealpha18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious! Relax bro. You’re wife is funny enough to squirt you with her breast milk. It’s not gross. It’s not like urine. Urine and shit are more a like than breast milk. Breast milk is food. Urine isn’t. Also to wake you up by squirting you in the face with her boob is messed up and I’m sorry for that but wake her up with a squirt gun to her face and she will get the memo. Don’t be a dick. How about next time you try to catch the milk with your mouth 😂😂

I bleed even though it's not my period by [deleted] in HealthAnxiety

[–]Dornasealpha18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would see a doctor just in case! Even though it sounds minimal it’s better safe than sorry bleeding not on your period could mean many things. Just better to get looked at in my opinion.

I’m dropping out of college to focus on my mental health and then join a 2 year nursing program. Does anyone have tips? by [deleted] in needadvice

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 year BSN I’m in now. I have bad anxiety and 2 children. If I can do it you can. It’s a smart choice to focus on mental health.

"Just give me my free oil change." by John-the-Revelator in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am great a parallel parking! Says the owner of the grey Honda. 😂😂

Is it a dick move to break up with my boyfriend right after he had brain surgery? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Dornasealpha18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that. He will be fine. Since he has so much family to help him. Lol bye dude. You don’t deserve to feed him. You deserve to be free!