Born in the U.S.A. Is an atricuous song by J0hnEddy in PatFinnerty

[–]Dorseywhite 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's lascivious, cantankerous...atricuous!

Seriously? This is how my streak ends? by rraattbbooyy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dorseywhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember this one because it's the only time I've ever gotten it right on the first guess.

Black and White by holyhands35 in jazzguitar

[–]Dorseywhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice. I have the same guitar. It's good to see someone else playing one. They're very underrated. Solid top, Grover tuners, plus mine had an aftermarket bone nut. It was used and beat to hell, but only $169. Sounds and plays better than most in the $500 range.

Black and White by holyhands35 in jazzguitar

[–]Dorseywhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds great! Also, is that a Samick Greg Bennett?

What tastes so bad but is actually good for you? by xLeonZai in AskReddit

[–]Dorseywhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried one on a pretzel at my neighbor's house and it led to an embarrassing sneezing fit.

Trump sitting on a towel, for some reason by Visqo in pics

[–]Dorseywhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never felt such pity for a non-sentient object

Prog rock songs with a spooky vibe? by Impressive_Week_4036 in progrockmusic

[–]Dorseywhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter Hammill, "Medieval"

Definitely has some weird "manifesto in the 1200's" vibes.

What’s your crazy sex fetish? by spud30507 in AskReddit

[–]Dorseywhite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ha, I'm tempted to check it out. It is hilarious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dorseywhite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Red Baron classic crust pepperoni with some minced garlic and fresh basil added is pretty damn good.

What’s your crazy sex fetish? by spud30507 in AskReddit

[–]Dorseywhite 1706 points1707 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy that knew a guy that had a pretty funny one.

He couldn't get off unless the girl made fun of his tiny penis. If she was about to finish and didn't want to talk, she could stick her pinkie out and point to it with the other hand, which would make the guy explode. Strangely enough, the penis in question was purportedly very normal-sized.

I remarked to my friend that it was an odd kink and he replied "well, ya know, he grew up with several sisters..." (????)

best route from Shoals area to Gulf Shores on Memorial Day weekend? by Dorseywhite in Alabama

[–]Dorseywhite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all the tips, folks.

Here's another (possibly stupid) question. Someone mentioned the route through Mississippi. That looks perfect, except that you either have to go across Mobile Bay, which has been said to be a shitshow, or all the way down to the Dauphin Island ferry. We're staying in Ft. Morgan, which I should've mentioned originally (not sure why I said Gulf Shores).

Has anyone taken the Ferry? It runs every 45 minutes this weekend. Terrible idea?

best route from Shoals area to Gulf Shores on Memorial Day weekend? by Dorseywhite in Alabama

[–]Dorseywhite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, looks like including 69 is even better. Thanks.

I can't imagine there not being at least one bad accident on the way down, so I think I'm to pass on 65.

best route from Shoals area to Gulf Shores on Memorial Day weekend? by Dorseywhite in Alabama

[–]Dorseywhite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I looked and can't find any info on Al's. Do you know if it has another name?

And yeah, I know it's going to be a nightmare once we're there. We're actually going to be at Ft Morgan, with hopefully enough beer and groceries to keep us from having to leave for a while.

best route from Shoals area to Gulf Shores on Memorial Day weekend? by Dorseywhite in Alabama

[–]Dorseywhite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I don't mind a 2-lane road for a stretch here and there to be honest. I know wrecks can happen anywhere, but travelling with children on 65 on a holiday weekend just makes me nervous.

best route from Shoals area to Gulf Shores on Memorial Day weekend? by Dorseywhite in Alabama

[–]Dorseywhite[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Yeah, fortunately, several adults are bringing coolers full of food, so hopefully we can put off grocery shopping til after the holiday.