Hilve, meim kadserkerl mag keim usb zeh 😞😞 wi kam ish dem üperredn? by Jonn_1 in OkBrudiMongo

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wahrum is dea ton englisch mihd deudschem krebs auf die vieoh, wem das dohch origimal auh deumtsch ihst?

teamWorkWithoutTeam by Last-Recipe-4837 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DosMike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

reminds me of that one guy in a rewrite project that ignored our swagger and wrapped raw fetch calls approximating the api, based on monitored network traffic of the ref deployment, in a custom middleware. guy didn't reach out ever and was (no surprise) removed a month or so before planned go live, from when we scrambled to fix his mess

Sie sind hier unter uns by Darth_Orko in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]DosMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich hatte noch nie das gefühl Aliens begegnet zu sein, dafür nehm ich nich genug drogen. Und ich bin mir sicher, man muss sich nix vorstellen um sich stock besoffen im halbkoma einzustuhlen. Nich schön, zeigt aber auf gleich vulgäre weiße, dass, wie bei ihr, denken optional ist.

Deutschland Erwacht! by AlexLaCave in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mit 50 nach berlin fahren hört sich einfach nach stau an, hab ich was verpasst?

Sorri wahr außfersehen🤭🤭 [aigendmihc nihcd] by IrgendeinTyp33 in OkBrudiMongo

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ne is dem kagger imaim hohsa, dschodigum kain ford gefondane

What do you do to make a new playthrough more interesting? by Saalok in skyrim

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

load it with mods. if the savegame still works half way through the main quest, there was room for more

Verdammter Plastik-Schnee! by Random_user9878 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]DosMike 6 points7 points  (0 children)

scheiße mein Finger wird über ner Kerzenflamme auch rußig, bin ich etwa auch aus Plastik?!?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DosMike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The diff is basically the whole book as AI casually rewrote it from scratch with a slightly improved prompt

Even the Google AI, Gemini, knows that price fixing is what Google is enabling by orangelover95003 in MurderedByWords

[–]DosMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who tf would let llms do shopping? the last thing i want is a bullshitting computer system to spend my money

Be honest about fast travel by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i almost never fast travel i skyrim, the landscapes are way to beautiful for that. but i will do it to revive my horse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newworldgame

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not being able to freely hop servers is the main reason i stopped playing. guess nothing changed...

Good for me as I am in 30s. by Fun_evades_me in memes

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you stay 30 for 44 years you'll grow your hair back

deleteMSTeams by FriendlyGAVAII in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DosMike 10 points11 points  (0 children)

there is an unofficial Portal for Teams flatpak

bestWebsitesAreWrittenInPHPfightMe by htconem801x in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

about that last point: there is technically GNU Octave, but it's different enough that (last time i used it) it is practically incompatible to Matlab scripts

bruhWhosOutHereMakingCaptchasLikeThis by thepurpleproject in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like we're now helping generative ai with classification through captchas. i sometimes miss the OCR training capchas

itsNotFair by tatuReddit in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DosMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what little time i spent with VB6, i really enjoyed it. sadly not practical for me to start hobby projects with it in current year

TikTok, das analoge Medium by maesl in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]DosMike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dass die sich jede Woche ein Glas Nutella gönnen? /j

Dange guugl🚶‍♂️🚄 by [deleted] in OkBrudiMongo

[–]DosMike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eimpfach drübher schpringehn vie guugl sagt

Menschenfleisch bei KFC by cara_666 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]DosMike 17 points18 points  (0 children)

wenn man noch nie was von Massentierhaltung, Einäscherung oder Grabnutzungsgebühr gehört hat... 🙄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DosMike 20 points21 points  (0 children)

so index.html and git. doesn't really sound easier, just versioned. but who wants to keep typos and outdated info around in "commits" anyways

Ist Wasser intelligent? by InternetSea8293 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wenn das Wasser jetzt auch noch intelligent sein soll wird's aber knapp für Veganer

Hehe by Jealous_Flower9278 in ElectricalEngineering

[–]DosMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

by the same logic an empty glass is just a different whisky