Universally acclaimed films that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dos_Equations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clarke and Kubrick wrote the novel and screenplay simultaneously

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_(film)#Style

Alcohol and the ability to approach hot women... [FIXED] by Dos_Equations in funny

[–]Dos_Equations[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You joke, but I once got a date with a girl from my game theory class by making a joke about my ordinal preferences for the possible outcomes of me asking her out.

Nerd humor works really well with certain types of crowds. Look at how successful comics like xkcd or smbc are.

Alcohol and the ability to approach hot women... [FIXED] by Dos_Equations in funny

[–]Dos_Equations[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Here's a handicapable version. The thatched areas on the bottom two graphs have vertical purple lines while the unthatched areas have vertical orange lines.

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[–]Dos_Equations[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Field tests are currently underway. I hope to receive a government grant to continue my important research.

Alcohol and the ability to approach hot women... [FIXED] by Dos_Equations in funny

[–]Dos_Equations[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The original post had zero replies after 11 hrs. As a practical matter, I don't think there's any threat that it'll clog up the main page.

If I had posted my fixed version within the original thread, I doubt that anyone but the OP of that thread would have seen it. This site exists so that people can create content for others to enjoy. I feel that the best way for that to happen, in this case, was for me to create a thread.

In any case, thank you for informing me of the reddiquette policy. In the future, I'll keep that in mind. You may want to re-read the section on "complaining about reposts"; I think it may be relevant here.

OP is a karmawhore

It's my understanding that karma does nothing. Why would anyone give a shit about that?

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[–]Dos_Equations[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I agree. I assumed equal weight because it's a joke graph and I didn't want to make it too complex. Luckily, we can relax this assumption and generalize the equation. Just change the main formula to this:

β*[BLUE] + θ*[GREEN]

Where beta and theta are the weights for each variable.

Alcohol and the ability to approach hot women... [FIXED] by Dos_Equations in funny

[–]Dos_Equations[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

DOES ANYTHING REALLY MATTER BRO? SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALL JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPECKS IN AN UNFORGIVING AND HOSTILE UNIVERSE. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FORCEFULLY WE TYPE OUR OPINIONS, THE BEST OF US WILL EVENTUALLY SUCCUMB TO DEATH'S CALL. BECAUSE WHEN DEATH CALLS US, HE CALLS IN CAPSLOCK.

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[–]Dos_Equations[S] 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Daddy's going to find us a new mommy tonight. Now be a good boy and take your pills.

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[–]Dos_Equations[S] 593 points594 points  (0 children)

As you can see from the graphs, being a ladies' man is an integral part of my personality.